The 2026 Omnibus Politics Sucks Meme Thread

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    American society is built around rich people giving commands to poor people about how to live their lives. Since many of those poor people believe they are going to be rich someday, they would rather be a bootlicker than offer any constructive means of bettering society.
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    NATURE tells you how to live your life. Do nothing constructive, while making unhealthy choices, and your blood line may die.
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    Capitalism violates that natural order constantly, and you're a facial-catching whore for capitalism.
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    The only natural order separates those who adapt from those who perish.
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  7. Diacanu

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    Ain't nothing Darwinian about a nepo-baby.
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    Nepotism will still be a thing no matter what system you try, guaranteed
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    Then let's not do anything, boy-Jenee!! :polarslam2:
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    Disagree! In my country we need less government bureaucracy and taxation and less capitulation to special interest groups to get business going again so we can grow the economy, create jobs, raise wages and put more money in people's pockets!
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    now we now what UAs career plans are after he can't weld anymore cure-a-tor!!!! he is after all a great defender of the imp.....
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    Hoarding wealth and securing advantages for your offspring absolutely is a way of helping your bloodline survive.
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    Whelp, then you libertarian turds need to get a new metaphor for lazy people besides "parasites" because even a fucking tapeworm is "ensuring the survival of its bloodline".
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    That bait-and-switch does not fly. Society is not your parent, and your neighbors did not agree to let you latch on.
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    Yeah, whatever, Captain Logical.
    If the grocery cart wheels on your goalposts ever break, you're pretty much done.
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    no Society is not you parent but it is your master if you do not conform to Societies rules and laws you are cast out.
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    I dare you to make less sense, Captain Word Salad.
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    Well, that has the added benefit of protecting women from white conservative Christian men.
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    Why would a men's-only gym need to justify itself?
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    No reason whatsoever.

    I mean we know those gyms are gonna be like THAT scene in Walker: Texas Ranger.

    You know the one.

    But they'll still hate on Pride Month.
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