Well, OK ... I guess I don't actually think it's morally wrong. Just gross. There are plenty of videos online of women shoving hot dogs up themselves. Now, hauling a dead deer home so you can stick your dick in it is even less sanitary than that, but morally wrong? Probably not. (And yes, I did turn on my VPN before googling "is it dangerous to put a hot dog in your vagina" just now. The answer is yes. But I assume that, from a personal health standpoint, fucking roadkill is worse.)
I too have at least 427 Allen wrenches that are all the same size, and yet, when I actually need one in that size, I can't find fucking any of them.
