The Dayton L. Kitchens thread with only positive things.

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by ed629, Sep 29, 2013.

  1. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    One day Ed. one fine day........................
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Ed hasn't even posted in this thread in several years.
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Let them eat McDonald's!
  5. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Are you trying to threaten me again? This has been brought up by the admin before.
  6. Amaris

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    Dayton, you're not threatening people, are you?
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  7. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I wouldn't dream of it.

    Ed.

    Surely you don't think I'm going to spend my valuable time finding a computer guy who can use the internets IP directory to track down someones real life location.

    I mean imagine finding a computer nerd, in a high school

    And I have only about 6 weeks of free time each summer.

    Surely you don't think I'm going to waste my valuable time off driving the 7 hours and 23 minutes it would take to show up at your place of residence?

    Surely you don't think that.......
  8. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    As stated below. I wouldn't dream of it.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Quoted for evidence.
    :chris:
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  10. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Yeah, that's not creepy or anything. :unsure:

    This is the part that will be quoted on the news later.
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  11. Amaris

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    Well, to make it clear, don't dream it, don't do it, don't say it, and for your peace of mind and mine, don't post it.
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  12. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Message received. I will post nothing further related to the topic in question.

    Happy?
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Wow. I'd forgotten how thoroughly Async spanked Dayton about his religion in this thread. :lol:
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  14. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    No living penguin has reported that Dayton raped it. :yes:
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    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    But that would seemingly mean he's well-enough endowed to kill a penguin by raping it. The chances of that can't be very high.
  16. Dayton Kitchens

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  17. Amaris

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    Post on the topic as much as you want, just no more threats, implied or otherwise.
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  18. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Very well.

    Though do you think you and others are being realistic?
  19. Amaris

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    It doesn't matter whether or not it appeals to your sense of realism. Just don't do it.
  20. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Note the bolded.....

    You did both with the above, hypocrite.
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  21. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    What John said.

    Whether you could follow through with any sort of threat is beside the point. Tone it down.

    Besides, I'd hate for you to wind up shot or in jail. :bergman:
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  22. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    On second though, maybe he meant it would be a fine day for me and Wordforge.

    That would an awesome thread "I shot Dayton! With pics!"
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  23. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    So.....does anyone have anything good to say about Dayton now?
    :chris:
  24. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Quite a bit less than I might have had a few days ago.
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  25. Liet

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    Dayton has the good sense to sequester himself in Arkansas, where he can do the least damage.
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  26. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Dayton sometimes listens to the mods... For a while.
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    Dayton clearly loves his family, at least his immediately family.


    And is it just me, or does he have sort of a Jayne Cobb thing going on in this younger pic? :lol: :chris:

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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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  29. Chardman

    Chardman An image macro is worth 1000 words. Deceased Member

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    Well, seeing as both Jayne and the actor who plays him are simpleminded, homophobic ultra-conservatives, yes, Dayton does likely have a bit of a Jayne Cobb thing going on.
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  30. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Quick, someone whip up some Dayton-themed lyrics for "The Ballad of Jayne Cobb". :lol:



    @Paladin I'm looking at you. :bailey: