Translation, she correctly thought you were full of piping hot steaming cow plops. What a convenient copout that requires no proof. "Yeah, I sat right there while my friend's husband beat the shit out of her, not because I was scared, I was...strategizing, yeah....I was waiting for my moment to explode all over him with karate....but then my trick knee acted up. And my smiling and giggling wasn't me approving of the beating; I just thought of a random dirty joke as one does ". Ted Cruz level weasel.