The Megatron experiment is over

Laughter is a slur.

That "funny" rep counts as laughter, @Coloratura ...

And yet, despite all that, you can’t tell the difference between “Uncle Albert” and “Jenee”

Actually, I can.
Which is why I afford you more respect than I do him.

Then why can’t you respond to a post of mine without bringing him up? And don’t give me any bullshit about respect. If you did, you wouldn’t continually bring up another poster when responding to a post of mine.

Dayton agrees!

You yell at FF for shit UA does, and he yells at Coloratura for having damned near the same anti-corporate beliefs you espouse.
So!! So long as you two want to use this place as backdoor couple's counseling, I think we have a right to observe it.
And what we observe, is you are a tag team.

Today isn't the day either.

You know what's hilarious about you repeating that line?
You can't even come up with your own material on this board. You already have Youtubers doing your thinking for you. And now you have Uncle Al doing your insults as well.
You are completely incapable of an original thought, aren't you?

Credit where credit is due for UA. I have plenty of original thoughts, you just assume that they are from YouTubers.

Most of the bickering in here is like that. I don't think I have ever seen this level of back and forth on any other forum.

Oh I have. Repeatedly. The problem is that it's never been quite so repetitive and downright boring, but I guess they have nothing better to do.

Popcorn? An ice cream sundae perhaps while we're at the zoo here?

I would love both please!

Done and done. I hope you like chocolate and butterscotch.

I go to Dairy Queen frequently for a chocolate dipped cone. I'm always amazed that the average age of the patrons is older than I am. At some point they're going to have to figure out how to recruit new customers faster than the old (I mean really old) ones die off.

I miss butterscotch.

Actually, more than any of that, I miss the strawberry scooter crunches.

Aww shit, I miss those. Thanks for the reminder.

I didn't know Pabst made desserts.

Are you Diabetic, too?

That would certainly eliminate several problems and create a whole bunch more.

I'm pretty sure Dennis Hopper would have something to say about that if he were still with us.

Anyway, ladies and gents, I just wanted to thank you for relegating Mr. megatron to TK after banning him here. You owe us. A few.

Just make sure to feed him at least three times per day, or he'll chew off his other arm.

So like Gremlins? Gotcha.

How dare you not support the bickering?!

i am going to go out on a limb here but between the ice cream and the i would cream you if i could. i get the distinct impression that Megatron is now Megagone??

Oh, that guy

Yeah, he was right fucko when I followed him on Facebook, coming in to do shit like whitesplain how much better off colonized African nations were to Ethiopia and victim shaming rape victims for not going to the police know they aren't listened to.

I unfriended him after one of these incidents, just for him to go into my DM and ask if I'd done it, at which point I blocked his ass completely.

Saw some kiddos on the Lower Decks Discord sharing his artwork and made damn sure no one sent him an invite

You wanted me to specify what I bring to the table and I'm not going to compare myself to people I actually like, because I'm not an asshole. So that leaves Albert and Groomer.
It honestly had nothing to do with you.