The Most Pathetic Troll in the History of Wordforge

Re: Pathetic little man

Why would I want to refute my own question: "It's only a matter of time before skin shows up to make some meaningless comment"? You've just don't precisely that.

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

Mmhm, keep dancin' on that pile of dust, grannaw.

Pathetic little man

First to break your own rule, I see.

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

As tedious as this is, it's still more interesting that Dukat's oh-so-suspenseful countdown.

Re: Pathetic little man

You haven't been paying attention at all. Faceman, gul and liet all broke that rule before I ever did. I even kept up calling them by their proper usernames long after they lost you your bet.

Re: Pathetic little man

And I haven't.

Re: Pathetic little man

What's all this about Raoul? Did you guys have a rule you thought other people should respect? At Wordforge?

Re: Pathetic little man

skin was in a snit because everyone kept reminding him of how often he'd changed his username. (That he had simultaneously made up a slew of cutesy names for me, a la the one above, was okay, you see.)

So he and I made a pact to abide by our current user names, period. And I've stuck with it. He, on the other hand, has used others' violations to revert to calling me names.

This is conservatarian philosophy at its finest.

Re: Pathetic little man

So VisionofEvilCastleLegion is unreliable? I am shocked to find gambling in this establishment!

Pathetic little man

Sooo...given the reception this thread has gotten, will Skrain make good on his "threat"?

Is it even his threat, or is he someone else's dupe?

Will the Big Surprise be yet another lame Photoshop like the one Tamar and Face were flogging a few years ago?

Or will the Big Surprise be no surprise at all?

I tell ya, I'm a bundle of nerves just anticipating it.

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

It appears to me that Skrain has made a direct threat against another member. Isn't that a bannable offense?

Pathetic little man

Oh, wait till you hear the rationalizations around that...

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

can't you just speed things up and die already? THe drawn out suspense has worn thin

Pathetic little man

Don't overplay your hand, there, catspaw.

Re: Pathetic little man

Given the way he's hyped it, it had better be him closing on a deal to purchase the rights to republish Probe with a great big picture of you on the back cover. Anything less would be a disappointment.

Re: Pathetic little man

Fuck

Re: Pathetic little man

That would be an accomplishment, considering I've managed to avoid the "must have author photo for dust jacket" thing for all but my first novel.

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

No.

Because you wish it. Besides, I like being alive...especially if it annoys morons like you.

You do realize anything you do now won't possibly be enough to justify this thread, right?

I can't wait for your anti-climactic fizzle!!! Or is this the moment where you disappear and switch usernames to escape your inevitable humiliation?

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

Wasn't there some idea tossed about for handling irrelevant posters? Something about setting them on ignore for every user on the site?

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

Oh Jesus fucking Christ.

See Lanz? This is what you get for pandering to the Lefties. Castrate rep to make them happy and that isn't enough. Next they start lobbying to ban posters they don't like. The descent to TNZ 2.0 continues...

Pathetic little man

Ah, the Preemptive Crybaby Maneuver! I love this one.

Re: Bitter, snarky old hag

Snarky snark snark. Condescend.

Pathetic little man

I know, I know. I'm supposed to cry and run away when you post shit like this:

But I haven't, ever, either here or on TBBS. Your only fallback is to keep repeating the same little comment over and over and over and over again.

This troll will run its course the way all the previous ones have, and eventually Skrain will go the way of all those who have trolled me before. The only remotely interesting twist about this one is that he's not acting for himself, but as a proxy for someone who doesn't have the cojones to come out from behind the curtain.

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

Wow, you are really fucking pathetic. What the hell does this have to do with left and right? Do you have the ability to see things through any other lens? I think I have the diagnosis, it's rep derangement syndrome, right?

Pathetic little man

I remember back on TBBS when Enterpriser used to pretend he was driving around my neighborhood. He'd mention local stores and restaurants with the implication that he was stalking me.

That was before I realized the likelihood that he'd actually have to tear himself away from the computer and go outdoors was slim to none, and then it was amusing.

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

Wow, you found an actual picture of Enterpriser!

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

Many writers can but dream of enthralling their readers so utterly, of occupying the hearts and minds of people merely through the power of their words to such an extent as that to which garamet has become the centre of Skrain's life.

Then they actually encounter Skrain, and vow never to dream again.

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

Posters are big boys and girls, surely they can use ignore without our assistance.

Pathetic little man

The truly amazing thing is that apparently my mere presence on a message board has the power to mesmerize them, because nary a one of them has even read anything I've written. A lot of them used to set off their troll with something clever and original like "Ur boox r teh suk!" but when you asked them "What exactly didn't you like about them?" they'd run away.

It's as if they all come off the same assembly line: Cylon Rejects R Us...

Re: Garamet- you malignant cunt-countdown to your surprise

I'm not a fan of ignore for anyone, but there was a discussion of the idea.