The Omnibus Convicted Felon Trump Criminal Investigation Thread

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  1. Order2Chaos

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    No asterisk on the convicted felon label, he can’t buy a gun or vote in New York or Florida.
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    We'll see if DeSantis doesn't offer him an exemption there. He's already indicated he will.
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  3. Donald Trump Raped Kids

    Donald Trump Raped Kids And wants to fuck his daughter

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    Well then, justice served.
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    Hold on, the incoming President of the United States of America has decided that personally owning all the guns he wants is essential to his safety, which is essential to carrying out his official responsibilities, so now he's completely immune to prosecution for possessing guns.

    Womp womp.
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    He’ll have to get a waiver to go to Canada.

    Same reason his boy @Billy would have to get a waiver. Canada doesn’t allowed convicted felons into the country (and they consider DUIs to be felonies).
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  6. We Are Borg

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    So THAT explains why he's so desperate to annex Canada. :eh:
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    Must you constantly post click-baity links? Have you no discretion?
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  14. Tuckerfan

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  16. tafkats

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    It literally says "ex-Trump prosecutor" in the headline and "former special counsel" in the first line.
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  17. Tererunererun

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    What did he prosecute? Why did he step down? The article doesn't say. (This is a prompt for tspam, not the general audience.)
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  18. matthunter

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    It's a demonstration of general ignorance.

    Those are both well-known facts to anyone even mildly aware of the politics in their own country.

    I mean, I know them, and I'm not even fucking FROM the USA.

    So either you're an ignorant cunt, or you're pretending others here are. And we're well aware of FF and UA.
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  19. Tererunererun

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    I'd say memory loss, but ok.
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    If you're in cognitive decline, just change your username to Federal Farmer, since the boy isn't using it.
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  21. Order2Chaos

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    May I suggest the PM system then. You’re making it at least twice as hard to ignore.
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  22. The Original Faceman

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    What is happening here?
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    I realize you are not a well-informed person, but you really are displaying your ignorance here in a very unflattering way. If you know that little about major events like the one in question, Google is your friend.

    And if you think you are being cute by constantly trolling Tuckerfan, I can guarantee that the result is the exact opposite of what you are looking for.
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  24. Tuckerfan

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    Got me. If I don't like the shit that someone constantly posts, I simply put them on "Ignore" and move on with my life. I've heard that we'll be able to do that until 2027, after that, the "Ignore" lists will all be full, and you won't be able to add anybody to it. So folks should probably make sure that they've got everyone they dislike on their "Ignore" lists now, before it's too late!
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    I think what happened is around the anniversary of Tererune's (probable) death, Steve had a psychotic break and found himself desperate for some Tererune-style tl;dr posts, and decided the best way to cope with this was to try to passive-agressively condition Tuckerfan into being Tererune.

    If that is the case,

    a) I don't think it's going to work, and

    b) the fuck? :wtf:
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  26. notnick

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    you should sign off go to a dark room and be still and quiet in about 20 years sign back on you might find you feel better.
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    BEAT the Christmas RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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