The People Finding Out That Theirs Were the Faces to be Eaten Thread

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    i really really hope all this 'terror' being directed at the pedo(32) seems that approx. 35% or so percent of the country havembeen accused of being terrioists according to the pedo(32) anyway i hope he is feeling the terror completly out of proportion to the terror being directed at him i hope it eats him until nothing is left.
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    The Trump Counterterrorism Strategy Is a Dangerous Joke
    The policy is unfocused, run by amateurs, and concerned more with the president’s many grievances than the security of the United States.


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    The way the "destroy faggy liberal arts degrees!! :shakefist:" chunk of the Big Ugly Bill is constructed fucks religious schools up the ass with a dildo-boomerang.
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    I'm always conflicted on stories like these. Firstly, it pisses me off that Trump's goons are fucking kidnapping innocent people, not giving them due process, either sending them to a country they've never been, imprisoning them, or dropping them in the middle of nowhere with no way to get home. Any other presidential administration would have been facing criminal charges, but not this one.

    Then again, on the other hand, I want to shake them by the shoulders and tell them THIS WAS ALWAYS THE PLAN. This was always going to be the plan because that's what fascism and white nationalism is, that's how it functions, and these people were fine with it because they thought it would happen to someone else and not them and now they're feeling just a tiny sliver of what so many people in the US are having to experience every day.
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    the whole damn cesspool is full of fail...if the head goon and his minions were better at this we would be in REAL trouble right now we gotta depend on the gang that could not shoot straight to keep wounding themselves in the foot.
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    My daughter speaks it fluently, after four years in Haiti. Personally, I find it very hard to understand. Think pidgin English with a very bad accent, and a bunch of crazy words thrown in for good measure, and you'll have an idea what Haitian Creole (or any other Creole) sounds like to French people.

    That said, it is still more understandable than the francique of Le chanson de Roland in the original text...
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    Granted, everything is more understandable than in the original Klingon;)

    I could understand about every other word if they were speaking full Creole. Enough to get my attention if I wasn't expecting it, but not enough to get the details of what they were saying. That said, they usually could understand my French when I processed their Western Unions and English was a challenge.
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    can't understand but about every 10th word or so.....but when they stop speaking and start cooking i can understand every single word!!!!! YUM
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    Well, French is the official language, after all. Any educated Haitian should understand it and even speak it more or less (often "less than more").

    Among other things, my daughter taught French at a fancy high-school for rich people's kids. (She even had the president's son in her class at one point.) But usually the students didn't want to believe something was good French, because they were "sure" it was something else. They tried very often to correct her, for exemple, on "cocotier". "Non, c'est un cocoyer." And the fruit was still a "coco" in their minds, no matter how many times she told them it is a "noix de coco". They were pretty sure she just didn't know French all that well. (She did all her schooling, from pre-school to her master's degree, in French, and speaks French like any other educated native-born French person, with no accent whatsoever. My French is pretty good, but they can always hear my accent. :( )
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