When the judge came back to him, he should have changed his name to BUTTFUCKER 4000. It would have been worth the contempt charge. Also, judges calling people names is extremely unprofessional, and they should know better.
I agree and disagree. Ok, it is clear the guy did make a mistake, and I do not blame the judge for booting him out to a waiting room until he can fix his user name. There is a certain point where these stupid user names come back to bite you. It is a good glipmpse into the dumbassery of the person involved. And you are doing that in court? How are the people of the court going to respect you in any way when you pop up with that nickname? I am a fucking troll, and I can be raunchy and dumb as shit in many places online. The name buttfucker 3000 would never be on my list of things to put in to any account I would be using on my computer. It is one thing creating a login for a website and that I could see. However, I am not registering an email or for some social media account as buttfucker. I am with the judge on giving the dude a verbal shot or two for being a dumbass. Calling yourself buttfucker is the same as calling yourself dumbass. The judge is only going with what the guy called himself. If that was me and somehow I used someone else's shit and came up as buttfucker 3000 I would immediately apologize and say I would be back after I figured out how to alter my user name. The fact this guy is not immediately apologetic and excusing himself shows he needs a kick in the ass. This is court.
I always love when I randomly chap some dipshits ass. I would make a survey as to why, but the surprise is half the fun in cases like yours. For what it is worth, you are welcome, and see ya next time.
This seems like a GENIUS move IMHO!! By logging in as BUTTFUCKER 3000, he's signified to the judge that he'd be completely happy if sentenced to jail time... where, coincidentally, a lot of butt fucking takes place. The judge will not be sentencing him to jail now because he's concerned that jail time is his ultimate goal. BUTTFUCKER 3000 is playing 3D chess and the rest of us are playing Checkers!
