The tangent-creating thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Fisherman's Worf, Jan 18, 2022.

  1. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Post in this thread to create as many tangents as possible, so we can litter the Red Room with split threads.
    Fisherman's Worf, Jan 18, 2022
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  2. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    I don't have tangents, but here's some tangerines for old times' sake.

    :mewa:
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  3. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    Mewa agrees!

    Any thoughts on how subways are underground and will fill with water soon?
    mburtonk, Jan 18, 2022
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  4. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Good Baba impression, but no lesbians.
    matthunter, Jan 18, 2022
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  5. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    grammer to good and Tricia helfer is matthunter
    mburtonk, Jan 18, 2022
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    In other words, you want you steal my cereal right out of my spoon, you Stalinist sonovabitch!!!
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  7. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Thank you for starting this thread. You're a true hero who's never done anything wrong, much like Roman Polanski. :bergman:
    14thDoctor, Jan 18, 2022
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  8. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Please. I'd never leave the house.

    I mean, I rarely do since remote working, but I'm usually up.

    I mean, moving around.

    No...
    matthunter, Jan 18, 2022
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  9. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    matthunter and oldfella both hentai lovers with federal Farmer
    mburtonk, Jan 18, 2022
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  10. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    We're all into hentai, or we are lovers in a hentai sense?

    Who's getting the nosebleeds, in the latter scenario?

    FF, I'm guessing, since he seems to be having aneurysms all over the place today.
    matthunter, Jan 18, 2022
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  11. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    An airplane on a conveyor belt can still take off.
    tafkats, Jan 18, 2022
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  12. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    More and more people are beginning to question whether Barack Obama is eligible to be president.
    tafkats, Jan 18, 2022
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  13. mburtonk

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    I don't think he is.











    Because he already served two terms.
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  14. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  15. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    This is how the metaverse begins.
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  16. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    This is where the fun begins.png
    Steal Your Face, Jan 18, 2022
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  17. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    Give me your best USPS covid test conspiracy.
    mburtonk, Jan 18, 2022
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  18. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Incidentally, in trying to find the original airplane-on-a-treadmill debate, I found a thread that reminded me that Midnight Funeral was such a giant piece of shit that even SHRERPL was fazed.
    tafkats, Jan 18, 2022
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  19. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Whoops, I delivered them to the wrong address.


    Oh yeah, I should have mentioned, I'm a USPS mail carrier now!
    Empty your fucking mail boxes :brood:
    Bickendan, Jan 19, 2022
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  20. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Mods can you please split these posts off into new threads? This has gotten wildly off topic.
    Fisherman's Worf, Jan 20, 2022
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  21. Jenee

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    I fucking hate junk mail!! Seriously, can someone make the mail quit putting shit in my mail box?!?
    Jenee, Jan 20, 2022
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  22. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  23. mburtonk

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    mburtonk, Jan 20, 2022
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  24. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Mods, please unban every Castle dual and ban everyone who was ever mean to me. And also Packard.
    tafkats, Jan 20, 2022
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  25. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    As my first act as mod, I approve this request.
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  26. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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