The world has one less Dirty Old Chinaman. [Scorp Dead]

Discussion in 'Wordforge Memorials' started by Ancalagon, Jul 25, 2022.

  1. Rincewiend

    Rincewiend 21st Century Digital Boy

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    Nah, we know who you really are...
    A petty vindictive little cunt...
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  2. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    FTFY.
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  3. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    So sorry to hear of his passing.
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  4. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    Oldfella died? Thought he just quit posting here.
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  5. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    He's dead to me, ever since that thing in Ciudad Juarez. :bailey:
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  6. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    The thing was his penis.
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  7. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    So, you've finally gotten over what happened at Nacho Grande?
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  8. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Well, it was like a penis. Only smaller.
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  9. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    No, I don't think he will ever get over Macho Grande
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  10. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    RIP Buddy. :(
    We used to text every once in a while. He told me about the surgery and then nothing. But man, that's been a loong time ago.
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  11. Summerteeth

    Summerteeth Quinquennial Visitation

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    Makes sense now. I sent him some Nerds, Flumps and Gobstoppers so he probably thought it was a deal done.
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  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    wait, what?
    Oldfella?
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  13. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Oldfella didn't die. He fucked off the board and went hiding into some right winged safe spaces of his.
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  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Oldfella wouldn't do something that gets on the news, but he'd totally open his big fat mouth with "you know what SOMEONE ought to do...??" next to a nut who would be more than happy to get on the news.
    Then he'd see it on the news, and tiptoe away with his bags packed whistling.
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  15. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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  16. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    Shit, just shit.
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  17. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    Given some of his fucking dumb advice (example: don't hydrate when exercising, because bad reasons) the fact Oldfella made it past puberty without a big bear hug from the Grim Reaper probably indicates he's functionally immortal or something.
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  18. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    Aw shit, another one from the old guard. I mean WTF, we're not 80. Or are we?

    Anyway, Scorp will be immortal as long as WF stays up. He designed the flame logo up there. Thanks & RIP!
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  19. matthunter

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    Ooh, I have the WF logo on a mug. Let's preserve it in perspex so he'll never die.

    It'll be his version of a horcrux. A mugful of clear gunk.
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  20. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    A coffin?
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  21. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Also RIP Scorp. Never got to know you too well. I was probably an ass to you and you were probably an ass to me, but never really had any beef with you. You were entertaining.
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  22. Tuckerfan

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