They're Real

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  1. ed629

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    There probably is some really dark stuff in those Epstein files, what that has to do with UFOS, I don’t know. Probably nothing.
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    the release is for people like you. just read about the aliens and forget about Epstein. OOOh, look! pictures!
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    Lol your favourite president is at best a pedophile defender and you're such a pathetic sycophant you can't help but continue to fellate him.

    What a waste of a trust fund education.
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    George Washington was a pedophile defender? You got any evidence to support that?
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    1: If there are Ancient Alien Megastructure microplastics just floating around everywhere, I'm sure we'll find them eventually without deliberately looking for them. Every time we get samples of dirt from non-Earth places, all the scientists stick that shit in all kinds of microscopes and just look for shit (I assume. That's how science works, right? Microscopes?)

    2: Why would aliens want to build Dyson spheres? What do they need all that power for? Faster than light travel? I'm told that's not possible, we know that for absolute certain, and there's not even a remote possibility we're wrong. A weapon? There are probably easier ways to create gamma ray bursts. Just to prove that they can? Something tells me civilizations don't get to "can build a Dyson Sphere" level very often if "because we can" is at the top of their list of values. That's probably why there's only been one in all of Star Trek. It sucked. They just popped in, looked around, and then left. They didn't even transport down to the surface or anything. If Starfleet finds so much as a giant turd floating in space they send an away team to check it out. How shitty are Dyson Spheres that they were all "we've seen enough. No reason to leave the ship"?
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    Interesting interview with a scientist from CERN, who has done work with SETI, in addition to working on the LHC. They talk about not only Dark Matter, but how aliens, made from Dark Matter could be here on Earth, and we'd never know it.

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    OK, I really want some town to do that for real.

    (Although they probably couldn't do it with a real water tower ... I'm not sure anything tall enough to a function as a water tower would work visually for the gag, and the need for a central riser pipe would also probably mess with the visual...)
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    I grew up in a town where the two main water towers weren't even as tall as that.
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    Huh... I thought they had to be a lot taller to be effective.
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    Taking a second look, they were probably around the same height as the UFO tower. Definitely not taller, though.
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    Well, the OG crop circles first showed up in sugarcane fields in Australia in the 1960s. I don't know if rotting sugar cane can ferment and create alcohol (but certainly other crops can), I also don't know if wallabies eat sugar cane. However, it seems a lot more plausible than aliens.
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    There is actually a small movement of people that firmly believe that Octopus (Octopi?) are aliens because they have bizarre biology that isn’t seen anywhere else on earth and crazy high intelligence

    https://octopus.org.nz/content/dna-proves-octopuses-are-aliens
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