Throw Allison Mack / Chloe Sullivan [Smallville] on the pile...

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  1. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    ... wait. What the heck is this crap???

    http://www.tmz.com/2018/03/29/former-smallville-star-allison-mack-sex-cult-arrest/

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  2. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Damn... for a moment there I thought I could join a sex cult with Allison Mack. That would be awesome... the actual reality, no es bueno.
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    "Hi, my name is Steve, and I can't pronounce the name of our group."

    "Hi, Steve!"

    "So I have been trying to pronounce the name of our group for almost three months now -- I get my next badge next week, that's very exciting. It hasn't been easy. My throat aches, and dyslexia is beginning to creep in. But I think I am beginning to see some positive changes. My Klingon has gotten better, and my family is beginning to come around now that I have less trouble conversing with them about Aztek names and places, which apparently is all they ever wanted from me, that and love. And needless to say, my wife likes what I am doing to my tongue. But some of my old friends seem to have a hard time dealing with the new me. They just want me to stick with consonants and vowels, like they all do, you know?"
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  4. Diacanu

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    So, if you're rapey, and you wants lots and lots of rapes, and to get away with the rapes, and for your victims to think they liked the rape, start a cult.
    Just ask the Catholics.
    And the Mormons.
    And the Branch Davidians.
    But not the Heaven's Gaters, they were the opposite of rapey, they cut their balls off.
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    The actress who played Cally on the BSG reboot is involved too. The actress who played Lana from Smallville was too for a short time apparently. She ended up leaving.
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  7. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Nxivm, the little purple cult.
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    There goes my dream for a Smallville revival series.
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  10. Paladin

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    Lamarr (hiring outlaws): "Qualifications?"

    Outlaw: "Rape, murder, arson, and rape."

    Lamarr: "You said rape twice."

    Outlaw: "I like rape."

    Lamarr: "Sign here."
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  11. Ancalagon

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    Kinky!
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Tiffany Mack >>> Allison Mack. :bailey:

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  13. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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  14. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    She looks so innocent...

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    and so stunningly cute...

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    makes it hard to believe she could actually be involved something like that.
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  15. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I initially didn't care for her character on Smallville, but, over time, I warmed up to her, and started to groove on Alison Mack. Clark shoulda hit that faster than a...well, you know.
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  16. The Original Faceman

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    Not surprising after the accident.

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    This is fucking bizarre, can’t wait to see what happens next
  18. Steal Your Face

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    So A&E has a documentary on this cult. Apparently the women have to take nudes of themselves, so there's probably some of Allison Mack out there. Anyway, the documentary is worth checking in to.
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    Got a link? Asking for a friend . . .
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  20. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Sorry no links. I'm guessing the pics are under lock and key.
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  21. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Not all of them... :D :D :D :D

    Allison Mack Boobies!!
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  22. Paladin

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    I, uh, heard that Kristin Kreuk was involved with this for a short while.

    Any chance...?
  23. Rimjob Bob

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    Did somebody say sex cult?

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    Game of dwarf porn episode? Dayton fan submitted svu or trump script/
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  25. matthunter

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    It's funny till you realize folk are fine with sexual abuse as long as it involves hawt girls from teh TV showz and might net you a JPG of their boobies.
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  26. Bailey

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  27. Steal Your Face

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    You know you wanna see some boobies.
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    Something's going on with the trial and hints that other people might be involved.

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  29. oldfella1962

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    and your point is what exactly?
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    You tell me, Marine Downey.
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