To remind you of MY position

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Uncle Albert, Aug 21, 2013.

  1. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    It looks like this:

    :fun:

    or from another angle, this:

    :zan:

    and later, this:

    :bed:

    but some times I'm in the mood for:

    :hottub:

    maybe some:

    :spank:

    or just a quick:

    :cunni: and :blowjob: , ending in :j:
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  2. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Who's the other skinhead? :unsure:
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  3. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    Yay

    Mimicry and flattery and all that.

    Son, your wife was the best part of you - you've gone downhill since.

    I'd rail on you more, but since I'm pretty much correct we both know you won't bother with this kind of shit anymore.

    We'll both appreciate it
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  4. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    I was right - Alberta is pretty hard up at this point. Divorced, sexually frustrated cubicle dweller. Sad. :(
  5. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Another cowardly shitstain for my ignore list.
  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Wow, over a silly little parody thread?

    Thin skinned much?
  8. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    This will be a week long remembered in Wordforge.

    Many posters have begun the meltdown.

    I think the apocalypse is coming. :yes:
  9. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Welp, guess that means it's time to sell the board to El Chup and call it good.
  10. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    People get bold with their histrionic tantrums over the internet.

    Those same people usually like to pretend it doesn't reflect on their character.

    I'm sure he doesn't care that he now lives in the phantom zone with fleshlight and asshair81, and I have no use for is pissy little chickenshit ass, so everybody's happy now.

    :whoopdedoo:
  11. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    :ohnoes:

    :midnightsuicide:
  12. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Cowardly...ignore list...
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  13. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Yes, Facial, I know some deluded keyboard warriors think reading a trolls posts is an act of courage, but you are sadly mistaken.
  14. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I read your posts and I'm not saying I'm courageous.

    But I'm not a bleeding pussy like you are.
  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    It's great when you don't have to scroll past the :tbbs:.
  16. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    ...says the swishy little shemale who once told me he'd "win" a fight by hiding behind the cops.

    You're old hat by now, counselor. Background noise.
  17. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    what the fuck? what happened to the :bitch: smilie????

    THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! THIS IS TOTAL BS!
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  18. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    It's Ballsack's fault. He fucked the board up.
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  19. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Um...who?
  20. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Weren't you put in charge of smilies? :?:
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  21. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    No, you put her in charge of similes. Strike 2 for you. Soon we will bear witness to the rise of El Chubs reign of tyranny. :mad:!
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  22. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  23. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  24. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Oh, how cute. Alberta thinks he's punishing me. :lol:

    I live in the Phantom Zone? Funny, I thought I lived in Oklahoma, where we slaughter Australian baseball players. Of course, many would argue there is no distinction, but that's for another thread.

    Gosh, was I really that mean & cruel to Alberta back in the day? He seems really butt-hurt over me. :( BearTM once labeled me the biggest degenerate on the internet. Of course, then along came Sokar and WF suffered thru years of "kiky mikey" and "pedophile." I guess that should teach you to never assume you've reached the bottom of the barrel. :)