Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

Sorry, left my Ovaltine decoder wheel in my other pants.

I assumed you were talking about cribbage. No?

Ovaltine...the cup is round...the jar is round...why not call it Roundtine?

*Sad trombone*

Newt Gingrich agrees!

I'm imagining a reworking of A Christmas Carol in which the ghost of William F. Buckley, Jr. appears to all of the current crop of clowns on the same night and terrifies them into acting like adults. It has to be simultaneous, because none of them would be willing to admit to seeing the apparition, but each would be changed forever.

They're too far gone, they'd call him "beta cuck", then shout "fake news!!", throw down a smoke grenade, and run like hell.

Then Flashy would dumbrep him.

Then Soma would say "no YOU'RE the racist".

Then Tuttle would winner-rep him.

It makes Deadpool a pansexual, tho

Is that like a transtesticle?

I wondered how long you could resist using your favorite word.

Don't blame me. Blame the Diceman.

A thrice-married gavone from Brooklyn. Some role model.

They never will because to admit Trump is a failure is to admit they made a mistake voting for him.

That the length and girth of the strap-ons you like being pegged with? If so, is that in inches or centimeters

Pretty much.

They'll do what Nixon supporters did and blame everything on the next Democrat to take office.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1001848460881035265

"It should all be about mmmmmmeeeeeeee!"

You can't appreciate his humor in the least? You're not the old woman who lived in a shoe, are ya?

I grew up in a neighborhood full of "funny" guys like him. On a scale of zero to Robin Williams, I'd give him a 1.5.

That poem is about child abuse and/or Octomom style families (a hallmark of the Right, not the Left), not ability to appreciate comedy, you ignorant fuckstain.

Buuuutttt Sarah said he wasn't interested in this stuff!

Dice's version has nothing to do with child abuse. Try again, douchebag.

Sorry, only read the classical version, not riffs by some medallioned twat who looks like Steven Seagal after he went to seed and THEN drank fifteen Buds a night solidly for a decade.

No prob.

Then again, the left has patented child abuse. #killtheminthewomb
#slaughterchildren
#whoreneedsanabortion

you gonna blame "the left" for this one?

Guys that hate women, and yet love babies are in quite the pickle.

I don't see them in a hurry to help invent the technology so they they can carry these precious fetii.

In fact, when you float the idea, they get rather transphobic about it.

Funny that.....

Who hates women? A woman takes responsibility. Does yours?

Anyone who says "#whoreneedsanabortion", un-ironically.

A woman would never murder her child. A whore? That's entirely different. That's why I asked you, what about yours? Any dead babies on her account?

Cum isn't a baby.
That's the last I'm gonna say on the matter.