Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

I don’t think a hook, line or sinker would even be necessary. That idiot probably jumped right in the boat.

Hell, FF whacked his own noggin against the side of the boat, lit the barbeque and bought the salsa.

If, however, you are constantly posting links to the Arkham Asylum Inmates podcast, dressing up in purple and green, and posting things like, "I have given a name to my pain, and it's Batman," "This town needs an enema," and "And where is the Batman? At home, washing his tights?" one might suspect that you like the Joker un poquito....

C'mon man, he's just asking questions. Is that a crime?




...oh.

Wait, I can do better...







AND HE STILL CAN'T ESCAPE THE SUBWAY

I just really HOPE that Harris/Walz beats Trump & the kid on Election Tuesday this year , which is ~3 months from now.

Putting this here since it shows Trump's cheerleaders are jokes too:

Milwaukee is not in Minnesota.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/laura-ingraham-tim-walz-attack_n_66b4881ee4b0e4caf7f54996

Nah, it was Trumps open racism towards Obama...

When a Brit knows American geography better than Americans...

https://x.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1824188227986862314?s=46&t=Vuk59u51XAvPf6wr-lhPGQ

Just for the record, Trump is lying as usual — not just about the calculators, which is just kind of absurd, but about the law. Prop 47 says that anything other than $950 isn't a felony, but setting a dollar amount below which theft is a misdemeanor is pretty standard in most states. (In Michigan, $1,000 is the threshold below which it's a misdemeanor and above which it's a felony.)

Anyone who believes trump knows shit about any damn thing, let alone anything about laws or the US Constitution or government workings in general is delusional.

So Trumpistas are carrying around jars of pretend JD Vance jizz to mock libs who are childless.

Needless to say, the "and these guys think they AREN'T a weird cult" memes are rampant. But what shocked me is that Tererune seems to be writing for Crooks & Liars:

It just needs a furry meme or gloryhole reference to complete the illusion.

https://crooksandliars.com/2024/08/not-weird-all-trumpers-are-holding-fake

I also liked this:

https://x.com/nirol__/status/1825198486595240092

Yeah, that is what you want to do. Piss of the army of tech savvy swifties by lying about their idol. You do not want them showing up to your rallies in large numbers and scaring your cowardly cult. That is not to mention the large number of fakes they could put out. Then you taunt them to register and show the fuck up to the election along with promoting voting for Kamala as a way to stick it to the old nasty woman hating fart in a orange skinbag.

Well, Tim Walz and his wife had to try a long time before they conceived.
JD Vance and his wife only had to have sex 3 or 4 times and every time was a bullseye!

But if people are already joking about Vance having sex with a couch this really comes across ass people collecting his jizz from the couch, making it even weirder.

https://www.404media.co/donald-trump-taylor-swift-endorsement-ai-images/

Do I even want to know how many couch puppies with way too much mascara are out there?

Please do it Taylor. Maybe you can get your football boyfriend to practice tackling the orange skinsack full of shit on the golf course. Wouldn't it be great if her boyfriend had a flashback to when he was in high school and thought Trump was one of the people looking at his girl and went all roid rage and ripped donald's flabby little baby arms off and jammed them up his ass?

I do not actually wish her or her boyfriend any harm, but that would be fucking hillarious. Maybe AI could make that for me.

What doi I have to say to my mouse to get chatGPT to make me cartoons of my fantasies? Computer! Computer! What the fuck are you doing giving me the formula to transparent aluminum. I wanted taylor swift's boyfriend violating donald trump's anus with his baby hands. Where the fuck is Lain when you need her?

...and then the hands up is ass clap to the stomp-rhythm of "we will rock you".

I don’t know. The worst that happened to Reagan was that he had to quit playing music by Melloncamp and .. didn’t he also use songs by Springsteen? Either way, there’s a lot of leeway when it comes to what can and cannot be done by politicians.

Why is that? Cuz politicians make the laws.

He got shot.

Legally?

Well, not back then, but today with stuff like the Disney+ contract....

Shut up.