Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

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    Something something something witch hunt, I'm guessing will be the rationalization from the Moron Squad.
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    Christ, this pig fucker needs to go (my apologies to pig fuckers everywhere).
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    I believe technically Melania is the pigfucker.

    (Well, assuming she lets him anywhere near her anymore, which is a pretty big assumption.)
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    Indeed and, again, apologies to pigfuckers in general who would never.
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    I'm pretty sure she dies not. She won't even let him hold her hand.
    Hell, I'm 99% sure he can't even get it up anymore.
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    He has muffin-top cankles. No way he gets blood to his dick.
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    guy's we are the pig's who are getting fucked. when the 'voters' elected the big shit sandwich we knew we were going to have to take a bite.
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    So after fuckface's hair was blown around on a tarmac the other day, revealing how fucked up and thin it is, he apparently got a shitty weave. :rofl:

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    You remember these guys?



    They're still around, and interestingly enough, their HQ is in Boca Raton, FL. Or, to put it another way, less than an hour from Mar-A-Largo. Apparently, they offer a number of hair replacement services now, but in the OG days, they had a weird hairnet/weave system which required you to go to their barbers every so many weeks, to ensure that your remaining hair was cut in such a way that the net/weave wasn't visible. I'll note that Denture Don has made frequent visits to his dentist in FL, and a dental chair isn't too terribly different than a barber's chair.
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    I need you to not insult the legendary Rip Taylor like that, please. That man gave his life so every member of a studio audience would have confetti coming out of their ass for months after the taping.
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    Gotta point out that the reason things like powdered wigs became fashionable to begin with is because hairloss is a sign of untreated syphilis.
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    I'm pretty sure Trump is untreated syphilis.
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    “Somewhere in Washington DC is a supplier of hairpieces still waiting to be paid.”
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    i would get behind it if he was called Chumpion......
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