Uncle Albert needs a rug

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  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    oldfella1962, Mar 19, 2021
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    The trump bad rug is a thing right wing males seek to emulate, and I am sure he can get one of his own. It seems pretty simple, you take a dead animal and hot glue it to your forehead, combe it's fur back, and you are president.
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  7. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Hair hats are for insecure people. :dendroica:
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  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    two words to solve the whole problem: buzz cut
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  9. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Two more words
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    Male pattern baldness is shit, but at least I look good fully bald.
    Still wish I look like my AV though :sigh:
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    Why would anyone want to be little, blurry and gray? :unsure:
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    How else will this damn invasion of Earth succeed? :meh:

    Edit: Shit, I've said too much. Where's the probe?!
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Fully bald as in you shave it clean? I think * I would look terrible like that. Buzzing it down to day #1 of basic training gives me some sort of a non-shiny texture at least.

    * okay to be honest my wife would really hate it
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  14. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Whoa! You only have one leg? I never knew that.

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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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