Vote for a man who will really fight for you!

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  1. M. Bison

    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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  2. Amaris

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    He'll probably still get elected.
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    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    He has my vote.
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    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    I've met Gianforte several times (through my work) throughout both this election and the previous one (he lost to Governor Bullock during the general election). He's not a low-energy man; I can see him totally losing his shit. I'd love to hear the audio leading up to this.
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    The clip here isn't very long, but it sounds pretty calm up until the moment Gianforte loses it.

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  7. Amaris

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    I wonder how long until the "I have prayed to God forgiveness regarding my behavior" speech happens, and how many people will just eat it up.
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    Since the election is literally today, I doubt that a speech like that would make a difference one way or the other in the outcome, assuming he even had time to make it.
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    True, though I still expect to see it at some point. I also expect he'll get elected. For some reason, people have been keen on truly stupid politicians lately.
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  10. M. Bison

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    I imagine most voters will learn about the news after casting a ballot. This news broke after 7pm on the eve of election day.
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    The billionaire is facing 6 months or $500 if found guilty of misdemeanor assault charges. That'd be like if they sentenced me to 6 months or pocket lint.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    pocket lint doesn't grow on trees you know! Anywho it must be nice to attack someone in front of god & everyone and not get arrested on the spot.
    Regardless I blame Bootsy Collins and his damn ooga-booga jungle music! BTW this Minnesota man isn't a politician, but I would vote for him because he can WRASSLE A DEER! Wrassle a fucking deer man! Headlock for the win! BTW a few years back a deer came into my local Walmart, but several guys carried it away with little fanfare.

    http://mashable.com/2017/05/17/walmart-deer-wrestling/#ROr1.bQ8jmqY

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    I like how his campaign is making him out to be the victim. :lol:
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    7/10 Montanans have already voted so unless the race is super close it's not really possible to affect the race.
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    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Very disappointed that there's no video of the event at the link. :(
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    Which is a little surprising in this day and age, especially considering a FoxNews crew apparently witnessed the assault.
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    What this idiot did is 100 times worse than what that silly University of Missouri professor did. And God knows the conservative snowflakes are still butthurt over the Missouri incident.
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    Gianforte choke-slammed Quist!
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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    lol
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    Oh? Refresh my memory, who was the last Democratic politician to assault a reporter?
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    To put it another way, Republicans could barely eke out a majority in a deep-red state while running against a folksinger with herpes.
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    How was that political violence. The dude just snapped and went ape shit. :shrug:
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    And everyone on various news sources last night was blaming Trump for the atmosphere that allowed this to happen. :lol:
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    You can't think of one either, huh? :mystery:
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    *Looks at poster's Av and username*

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    Let's say you're right. You're not, but let's just say.

    "The media" is a giant conspiracy designed to promote the Democratic party. Therefore every member of "the media" is subject to unprovoked assault?
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