In the original Secret Wars comic, the Beyonder--having taken on human form--needs to, ahem, use the bathroom for the first time ever. After some delicate explanation from Spider-Man (that, alas, we don't get to hear), the Beyonder proceeds to use the facilities. Emerging a few moments later, he proclaims "The experience is consummated!"
And, this is called what Doctor? Pornography, Odo And... We're meant to be both naked in this hot tub of...? Masturbatory lubricant, and yes, yes we are.
