Which team are you on?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Ancalagon, May 5, 2021.

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Must Vote!

  1. Pfizer

    35.1%
  2. Moderna

    35.1%
  3. AstraZeneca

    10.8%
  4. Johnson & Johnson

    5.4%
  5. Other

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Still waiting for my jab

    13.5%
  7. baba / I’m an idiot and don’t plan to get one

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Important Poll!
  2. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Dead

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    Team Cap! Oh, wrong thread.
  3. T.R

    T.R Don't Care

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    Just got second one today
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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Get my second Pfizer tomorrow.
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  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    J&J, one and done, zero side efflurs. Efflycts. Effects. Beep.
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  6. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Moderna. Snuck in on February 1. Have been spitting on produce ever since.
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  7. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I'm on Team Coco.
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  8. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Due back for the second Pfizer dose next week.
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  9. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Moderna. Both shots.

    I'm now considered a bonded cellular unit. :borg:
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  10. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    I got Moderna back in Dec/Jan. I would have taken whatever they had - just so grateful to have gotten vaccinated while I was in and out of hospitals.
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  11. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Invalid poll.

    Given that most of the posters on this board are American, the results will be heavily skewed towards the Pfizer/Moderna snake oil.

    :bailey:
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  12. Summerteeth

    Summerteeth Quinquennial Visitation

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    Indeed, my clot cousin. :bailey:
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  13. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    At least our snake oil is legit for once :bailey:

    Got Pfizered in January and February, and my raging erection hasn't gone down since. Doctor says it's the nanochips and a feature, not a, er, bug :diacanu:
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  14. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Waiting for my second Astra Zeneca.
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  15. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Had my first Moderna shot, the imbeciles "running" the province say I should expect to be contacted about the second one around August.

    White Boy summer is ruined. :(
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  16. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Pfizered phalluses.
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  17. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    My wife also got the J&J, and aside from a very minor ache in the arm (which she also gets with the flu shot), no side effects. She's not only past child-bearing age, but has no child-bearing equipment, so we're not expecting any fatal blood clots.
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  18. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    My second shot isn't until August, and I got jabbed last month.

    Apparently now that hundreds of millions of vaccines have been administered worldwide, they're finding that a longer span between first and second shots provokes a stronger immunity response. This is typical with many other two-dose vaccines.

    The phase three trials, which suggested a two- to three-week interval, comprised less than a hundred thousand individuals.

    Either way, two weeks after your first shot, your chances of being hospitalized due to COVID effectively drop to nil. :techman:
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  19. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Keep that to yourself, I don't have to go back to the office so long as I'm a "high risk" for "severe reactions" to covid. :nono:
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  20. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I'm on the "take the first vaccination I can get rather than wait for my preferred version" team myself. :shrug: Pfizer was the version Walgreens had at the time, so I got that one.
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  21. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob This boy aint right

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    I'm waiting for BioNTech to be available in China (using a different partner than Pfizer).
  22. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I have to agree, I was not very picky on which one was offered. I did not even ask. All I requested was first appointment available. I do not even know if walmart was offering anything other than Moderna.

    I will say I was a bit worried about J&J considewring their reputation and what was going on with them at the time. I did not care about making a second appointment, or even that J&J would have been less effective than the others. Anything to not roll the dice on a hospital stay or to be puking my guts out or hacking my lungs out for a couple of days. Seriously, put another tracking device in there. My PC, phone, blue tooth speakers, and car seem to always have the mic on and have tracking devices in them. I think my pad does also. There is already probably a billion hours of me jerking off in the NSA database. If Bill Gates wants some more all I want is my fucking tail damnit.
  23. Tuckerfan

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    How close are you to Montana? Or hell, any Native American reservation on US soil? It seems like they're all more than willing to help anyone and everyone get the jab.
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  24. Kommander

    Kommander of Gay Sex

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    I'm not getting the vaccine because COVID-19 is fake and was just an excuse for the Democrats to try to control everyone with their mask mandates and lockdowns. The vaccines are just saline. There's tons of evidence to support all of this, but the people who have that evidence are afraid to come forward because if they do the Jewish Illuminati will send Lizardman Assassins after them.

    Just kidding, got the second dose of the Pfizer one two weeks ago. I chose that one because it's what the place I went to had.
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  25. Steal Your Face

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  26. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    He's not getting into Montana without a passport - hope he has one.
  27. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    Don't worry, he doesn't need one as they're crossing the border to help our northern neighbors.
  28. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Good news for Team Pfizer:

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  29. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    Same here. I would have been happy to get the J&J one and done. I do wish there was more J&J available. During Spring Break in Florida it would have been great to just fill up some mobile units with J&J and drive down to the beach. Offer free food/drink coupons...free lap dances at the local strip joint...whatever...I bet a lot of those partiers would have been willing to line up. With our short attention spans, it's hard enough to get people focused on one shot, let alone two. We're doing pretty well all things considered. I really like Biden's shift toward getting more doses to hotspots. It should have been done sooner, but at least it's getting done.
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  30. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Yeah, I’m only Team Pfizer because the dude at the VA yelled JOHNSON [last four] - PFIZER - RIGHT LINE.

    And I got in the right line.