WORDFORGE UNEMPLOYMENT

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by polarslam, Sep 4, 2009.

  1. polarslam

    polarslam Fresh Meat

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    What's the rate of Wordforge unemployment?

    You have your chronic layabouts like Nightbird and Nova who I don't believe have ever worked a day in their lives. It's nice to know that the taxes from Uncle Albert slaving away as a lowly tele-marketer is used to pay welfare for Nova's burned down ramshackle double wide that he packs in his brood of illiterate home school spawn in. (Fell bad for those kids, never having grown up around a man that worked for a living, it's like they are inner city black kids or something IMHO!)

    Than you have your Volpone's and Chris's. People that could work and have in the past worked, but now just hang around all day hoping they can qualify for welfare and live the life of the welfare queen s listed above. I mean really, at least Nightbird has accepted her life of poverty, and is not getting by on some lame dream of selling pirate themed underwear or whatever crazy scheme Volopone has dreamed up this week. (His life seems to be like an episode of the Simpons's, where every week he comes up with a new bad idea to make living, but unlike Homer, he has not wife and family to redeem him, and judging by his advancing age, I doubt he ever will)

    Than you have your Tamar's and the like, who are too fat to work and who's only hope is to add on another 200 pounds and maybe get Richard Simmions to saunter on in and put her in one of those video's where he knocks the wall out of her living room so the crane can be used to lift her off the couch for the first time since Dharma and Greg was a hit network show.

    And than their are the "home businessmen" like Sokar who think selling 38 bucks worth of Amway a month to his elderly mother counts as a job. Newsflash: Getting an allowence at age 40 is not working.

    Why aren't more people at Wordforge hard working members of society like Dayton and Mr. Faceman?

    :soholy:
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  2. Hood

    Hood Wibble Cunt

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    I have decided to join the ranks of the unemployed for the next six months because I am drowning in cash.

    :bergman:
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  3. polarslam

    polarslam Fresh Meat

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    When you are wealthy and take time off it's called a sabbatical.

    It's the reason Spain exists!

    IMHO!

    Although the Aussies ruin everywhere nice. I hear Prague is the place to be now.
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  4. Hood

    Hood Wibble Cunt

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    Prague is full of Leachian Northerners looking to indulge East European whores in waters sports and shit play on stag-dos IMO.
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  5. polarslam

    polarslam Fresh Meat

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    The drunken Northern Brits are like Fine Southern Gentleman compared to the Aussie's.

    But maybe Istanbul it is next time. It was lout free in 2005 and quite enjoyable.
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  6. Hood

    Hood Wibble Cunt

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    I'm thinking more the university town of Winnipeg where I intend to sully the name of the president by pretending to be his illegitimate asshole offspring by drugging and raping young ladies.

    "!"
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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I hear that! However this tends be very cyclical.

    To illustrate, I have a pic of myself on payday.

    Then, a pic of myself 10 minutes after my wife sees my money.
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  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    It's strange to see myself grouped in with Dayton...but I'll give him this - he must be an honest and hard worker, even if he's bad at his job and is corrupting our nation's youth on a daily basis. :bergman:
  9. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Just goes to show that the real thing never lives up to the mythology...

    People idolize polarslam as a "great" troll and then he serves up THIS weak sauce.

    Maybe he has the pig flu or something but probably he never really was great.

    :shrug:
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  10. polarslam

    polarslam Fresh Meat

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    This wasn't a troll, it was an observation.

    Please defend your chronic unemployment and how you can possibly be a role model to your children when they have never seen daddy work a day in their lives?

    Thank You,
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  11. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Oooooh...Polarslam! The tranny's calling you out! What are you going to do? Sit there and take it? Huh?
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  12. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    When you cannot even factually describe the situation, what makes you think I would wish to address your concerns?

    Oh, and there's that whole thing about not giving a fuck what you think and not being impressed with your pretensions too but that goes without saying.

    :bailey:
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    Your gub'mint schooling did wonders for you, didn't it? :evilpop:
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    They do? What people?
  15. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ya I started this same thread a few months ago...
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  16. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    This thread needs a poll. :mob:
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    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Wiescinski, front and center! Now!

    What? :unsure:


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  18. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    Love him or hate him this thread is gold.
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  19. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    I neither love him nor hate him.

    Polarslam: Why don't you tell me what you think of me, in any words you like?

    Me: I don't think of you.



    Oh, and this thread is laughable.
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  20. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Happily employed and making more money then I honestly should. Having a master's degree in a hard science helps. :tactfulsilence:
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  21. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Now I'm really interested in learning what you actually do for a living. I have guesses but will await your reply.
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  22. Hood

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    He's webmaster of Hannidate.
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  23. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    While I am glade he is actually gainfully employed I cannot help but disapprove of this whole retarded separatist movement among the right wing. They want their own right wing media, their own encyclopedia, their own dating sites, their own... Everything mainly because actually dealing with real facts, having to intelligently argue positions with people who have different ideas, and actually dealing with the real world is just so hard. Retreating into isolationism is an admission that you can't defend your positions logically with facts nor can you intelligently argue your beliefs. It's sad that right wingers have come to this sorry place.

    Hopefully, Polar just works there because he needs a job though judging from his posts (which I freely admit I have not seen more then a few dozen of so maybe there is some gold out there) it seems not to be the case.
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  24. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I honestly hope this separatism is nothing more then economic opportunism from people hoping to take advantage of the small minded. It's a sad statement about the state of our country other wise.
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  25. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    It's actually pretty clever, in a way.

    Take "conservapedia." Wikipedia, while it has its flaws, is generally a pretty good repository of information. If you start a "conservative counterpart" claiming that Wikipedia is hopelessly liberal, you might be able to convince people -- especially lazy people who thrive on platitudes -- that both sites are biased and the truth lies somewhere in between. That way, you can shift the baseline -- what people assume is "middle of the road" -- several notches to the right.
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    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    He's a professional pedophile.
  27. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Sue Collini always gets the weenie

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    I'm over-employed. Someone can have one of two my jobs. I need more time for World of Warcraft.
  28. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    polarslam agrees: Link!

    I would but I'm posting from my iPhone on a road trip, search WF unemployment rate and there should be a thread stated by me. I will freely admit yours is better.
  29. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  30. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    Me? Unemployed?

    News to me.