Trump's space force would find this more fitting anyhoo:
OF's promotion papers are in the post.
His new uniform is on the way too.
It's a bit more lifelike than the real thing.
On Amazon he's a dog.
Oh, TLS. You don't have a future.
At least not one worth looking forward to.
If someone has been sold a shit sandwich, it's up to them not to buy the shit sandwich again, not complain that the shop next door doesn't put the...
Of course, Disney may have other reasons for not putting a shapely Twi'lek in her scanties in a Bacta tank.
Canon no, but Wolffe had a cyber eye in Clone Wars after Ventress popped his original with her lightsaber. Couple of other examples in the EU....
Literally just asking why he didn't get cybernetic eyes rather than staying blind. Didn't fucking mention Force Healing so no reason for you to...
Trump writes off the 11 military personnel suffering possible traumatic brain injuries after the Iranian attack on Al-Asad as "they had headaches,...
More eps with Ahsoka after she left the Jedi Order? Rebels did a pretty thorough job finishing up her story, unless we need more of a reason why...
Hey, 'member when Mitch held up a Democrat-nominated Supreme Court Justice because "it's getting near election time" and then when asked if he'd do...
No, I just farted.
There may be some spackling. I had Mexican for lunch.
Chibbers may be trying to harken back to the Hartnell days, but back then three companions worked because they had multiple episodes (albeit only 25...
Terry Jones dead at 77 :(
Sounds like all those good guys with guns shoulda been in Memphis then. Instead of protesting something that ain't gonna happen and, if it did,...
Full of monkeys and surrounded by the Spanish?
I'm calling bullshit. No way are US lightweights ready for more than one can each of Icelandic beer. That shit doubles as snowmobile fuel.
Whilst they were considering it anyway, Trump blew any chance of the decision being seen as multilateral by threatening the UK, France and Germany...
More like 30,000 fuckwits with guns was a stroll in the park for the US military in Iraq, so get the fuck over yourselves.
It's cute until you know that "We will not comply" shit is what they chose to counter-chant when people started reciting the Pledge of Allegiance at...
TLS has forgotten who he serves.
We've suspected this for years, but this is the first direct admission.
No, those are called lim-ho-sines.
Trump thinks escort carriers are those limos with the dance pole in the back
I'm 45, you twat.
No-one is ever really dead, as long as we remember them.
What a heap of junk!
No, I'm just tipsy. If I were high I'd really slag you off.
Physician something something heal.
SeaQuest reference. :sigh:
Yeah the bad guys are stopped and the characters' stories resolved. The only teaser is:
The main character might have gained Manhattan's powers.
Trump thinks the Panama Canal is how the US gets the cigars.
It's just a cock ring with soap on it. Getting it on ain't the issue - that type are elastic so you stretch 'em out whilst applying them - the issue...
They can have a USS Trump but it should only be a destroyer just to watch him trying to convince people it's the yugest, most powerful ship ever...
Fucking dolphins. Just cos they have no eyebrows to begin with!
Much improved this week and nice to see no historical whitewashing of Thomas Edison like they did with Churchill in the Smith era (I'll forgive the...
"Summarise the two or three top points" of the entire US global defence policy.
That, Tuttle, is why we consider you to be a hopeless brain-dead...
In memoriam, we should vote for the lady who is the true 20th Century fox.
Cast your votes.
That map just shows the North in each case to be trying a bad touch.
Ah, the tolerate my intolerance fallacy.
It's cute, but stupid.
No, not all Trump supporters are total losses. For every Stormtrooper you shoot,...
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