Add Steven Seagal to the Pile

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Lanzman, Jan 12, 2018.

  1. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Yep, the aging action star is one'a the scumbags. Story. :jayzus:
  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    ADD him to the pile!?!?!?! :lol:

    Kelly LeBrock already said he beat her and raped her when they were married.
    Of course, this was back before "me too", and no one fucking did anything.
    :shrug:
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  3. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    Wasn't he at the bottom with crocodile Dundee? I always just assumed he was all ninja touchy feely.
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  4. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    She doesn't count, she was made by two teenagers on their computer for the purpose of sexual assault because they couldn't get any, and as long as you wear a bra on your head it is not sexual assault. At least I hope so because otherwise I might need a lawyer.
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  5. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Well, that dual citizenship with Russia may come in handy after all.
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  6. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer Member of Species 5618

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    I'm not surprised by this.:shrug:
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  7. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    The guy's face screams "rapist." :shrug:
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  8. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor LOOK AT MY PANTS

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    There's been stories about this sort of behavior since at least October. :shrug:
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    Paladin Gunner Joe

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    He thought he was above the law because he had a fire down below, but now he finds himself under siege because a wronged woman is out for justice. Though he may be standing on deadly ground and marked for death, he's very hard to kill, and when he makes his executive decision to set off for Russia, you'll only see a glimmer, man.
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  10. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor LOOK AT MY PANTS

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    This post makes me hate you more than any of our political disagreements. :shakefist:
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  11. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    "Darn, I had him in last week's raffle, I took Jean Claude Van Damme this week. It's hard to manage your Fantasy Sexual Assault team week in and week out"

    One of the comments on the story.

    :lmao:
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  12. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    Man, you went into some dark territory there.
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  13. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    If you all don't stop I'm going to take out a contract to kill and launch you both into the sun.
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  14. ohdeve

    ohdeve Check Your Head

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    Reading this thread makes me feel like I'm UNDER SIEGE 2!

    Right?
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  15. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    This joke was so weak we're going to have to rate it a sheep impact level event on the scale of funny. :jayzus:
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  16. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    Of all the similar recent revelations, this one may be the least surprising.
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  17. Anna

    Anna Here for the Lulz Formerly Important

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    Same for Sean Penn and Madonna, and Ike and Tina, and God knows how many others.
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