ANNOUNCEMENT: Muad Dib has purchased Wrodforge from Elwood!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Muad Dib, Jul 4, 2007.

  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I have purchased wrodforge from Elwood for the price of 2 Hershey Bars and a pair of nylons, and hereby assume ownership.

    My first action is to appoint teh Baba as Technical Admin, and as Moderator of the new Lesbian Room. Lesbian sex among female board members, and posting of photos of said lesbian romping, will be strongly encouraged.

    We're changing the name to Confederate Forge. Any and all members who honorably display a Confederate Battle Flag as their avatar will be given 10 rep points per day for the duration of said display of the flag. General Lee avatars get 15 points, and each posting of the : muad : :muad: smilie gets 5 points.

    Gun owners get instant access to Area 51.

    Next, I'm banning all Yankees, scalawags, and carpetbaggers. You know who you are. If you don't go peacefully, I will inform your employer that you are spending a lot of time on Confederate Forge while on the job. Remember: I know where you work. :calli:

    And Packard. Just for laughs.

    Elwood is hereby appointed as Provost Marshall, and Ramen has been appointed as the new Cylon Interrogator.

    Further updates will be posted as they develop.

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  2. Raoul the Red Shirt

    Raoul the Red Shirt Professional bullseye

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    A few months too late, eh?
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  3. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Better late than never. :shrug:
  4. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    "...and may God have mercy on your soul..."
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  5. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Oh, it won't be so bad. When we ban the Yankees and scalawags, that'll eliminate most of the trouble makers right there.
  6. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

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    I'm a Yankee. :(

    -J.
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  7. Liet

    Liet Guest

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    I don't think that's the birthday present George Steinbrenner was looking for . . .
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  8. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Zombie Jesus's Rusty Trombone agrees!
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  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    We need a good chaplain to help Bulldog with all the sinnin' goin' on around here. You're still in. :techman:

    But Eliteforge will be watching. :calli:
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  10. Apophis

    Apophis Impending

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    I always assumed Baba was just Nick when he removed his cybernetic enhancements. :borg:
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  11. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    He is. :yes:

    And I know where he works. :calli:
  12. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Steinbrenner? Steinbrenner... :unsure:

    He ain't from around here, is he?
  13. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    ...As long as I can still raze and terrorize the countryside, I support our new Rebel Muad with three zombie thumbs up.
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  14. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    You are hereby appointed Commander of the Home Guard. :muad:
  15. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Does being a country gal with a pitbull named General Lee get extra rep points? Can I be a admin? :muad2:
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  16. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    I'll get to work "appropriating" some Yankees as the border guard.
  17. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Honey, on my BBS, you can be anything you want to be. :yes: :wub:
  18. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Paladin is in charge of the Southern border. He likes my ideas about fences, land mines, and machine guns, and especially random artillery barrages.
  19. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Who said anything about the Southern border?
  20. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Nazi, Far-Right Whackaloon

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    Crap. For 0.68 seconds I was almost ready to celebrate.
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  21. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    You still can!

    [YT=Celebration]YwEMxYggoKQ[/YT]

    :bananana:
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  22. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Until the keys to the board are in my hands, I'll have to ask one of the current Mods to Sticky this thread.
  23. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Muad'Dib...(looks down at sonic weapon in panic, aims, shoots Tasvir and surrounding rocks)

    His name is a killing word! :wtf:
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  24. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    He IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
  25. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Goodbye, REP wars...

    Hello, REB wars! :muad:
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  26. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    In a side note, all Yankees must report by law to the Home Guard office for "recruitment" into the ground troops.

    Please make sure to abstain from medications for 24 hours prior, and bring a cheery attitude.
  27. JoshC

    JoshC Just Arrived My Ass...

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    Best. Spoof. Thread. EVAR. :D
  28. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Me too.

    *bryce grabs the Blue Room and succeeds from the Confederacy*
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  29. JoshC

    JoshC Just Arrived My Ass...

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    See, this is the problem with Yankees. When the South said they were going to secede, the Yankees thought they said succeed. The Yankees said to themselves, "We can't let the South succeed! Success is ours alone! Stop them!" So they sent Grant and Sherman and hundreds of thousands of their closest friends down here to make sure the South stayed poor for decades to come. And the Yankees? They succeeded. But the South didn't. And all of it over a silly little spelling problem. Because when you come right down to it, most Yankees would still be happy to be rid of the South, and vice versa. If only that glorious northern land of equal opportunity had included better schools...
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  30. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    :muad:

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    There! That ought to get me some rep.
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