I have purchased wrodforge from Elwood for the price of 2 Hershey Bars and a pair of nylons, and hereby assume ownership. My first action is to appoint teh Baba as Technical Admin, and as Moderator of the new Lesbian Room. Lesbian sex among female board members, and posting of photos of said lesbian romping, will be strongly encouraged. We're changing the name to Confederate Forge. Any and all members who honorably display a Confederate Battle Flag as their avatar will be given 10 rep points per day for the duration of said display of the flag. General Lee avatars get 15 points, and each posting of the : muad : smilie gets 5 points. Gun owners get instant access to Area 51. Next, I'm banning all Yankees, scalawags, and carpetbaggers. You know who you are. If you don't go peacefully, I will inform your employer that you are spending a lot of time on Confederate Forge while on the job. Remember: I know where you work. And Packard. Just for laughs. Elwood is hereby appointed as Provost Marshall, and Ramen has been appointed as the new Cylon Interrogator. Further updates will be posted as they develop.