Another Southern Museum Opening...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, May 28, 2007.

  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    ...This one recognizing creationism. :cool:

    Let's hear it for them progressive Southerners. I for one look forward to seeing a museum showing how Science proves the Earth is 6,000 years old and Adam and Eve had a pet dinosaur. :techman:









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  3. Volpone

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    Bah. That's an ancient thread.

    Besides, I'm spinning this one differently. :muad: :Pope:
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  4. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Hmmm... According to the "About Us" page on their website, "The complex, near Cincinnati, Ohio, will also be the headquarters for AiG-USA and will house the ministry offices, recording studio and resource distribution center. The museum will also feature classrooms for use by school groups, pastors and others."

    Cincinnati, Ohio? That's in the North.

    Gee, Volpone, you musta flunked geography in school. How did you read maps in the Marine Corps?
  5. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Actually, it's in Kentucky. That is kinda strange though when you think about it. Cincinnati = Northern, but twenty miles straight east = southern.
  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Technically still a northern state.
  7. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Don't be silly. We need to stop spreading lies and disinformation and just come out and admit that, yes...all Southerners are Creationists, and that there are no Creationists in the North.

    ...and Westbro Baptist church is in Georgia.

    ...and the National Civil Rights Museum is in Washington D.C.
  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Yes, you're right.

    And Volpone's Wonderful World of Douche is in Washington state.

    Or is it Hawaii? :unsure:
  9. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    People probably wouldn't care so much about the south if, maybe, southernors weren't so insistent on defending their "heritage" constantly. You don't really see people running around yelling "Yankee Pride", after all.

    When you open yourselves up to things....
  10. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Yes you do. Volpone went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to get himself a new douchebag and saw all those Yankee Candles. That's what stirred him up in the first place.
  11. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Thank You! Very good point.

    All Southerners are insistent on defending their "heritage" constantly, and any lies spread about Southerners is the Southerner's own fault.
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  12. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    :rolleyes:

    Till I came here, I didn't ever meet anyone, besides SOutherners with reb flags on their trucks, who gave one whit about Souther lies or other Southern things. Most people, especially those far removed from the South, just don't care...till someone brings it up due to false umbrage.
  13. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    You're right again. I should never have started this thread. I'm sorry. :(
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  14. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    You're right. Obviously, someone like Jersey-Boy Muad Dib constantly harping on SOuthern issues doesn't invite ridicule in any way, shape, or form. How could I have been so blind?
  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Yes, I shouldn't start all of those threads on the South, the Confederacy, and the Civil War.

    Heyyyyyy, wait a minute! I didn't start the vast majority of them. :soma:
  16. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    *takes a look at Maud's sig*

    Right.
    I'd never have been able to tell where you stand on this issue. You hide it very well.
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Between posts like this and the tagline under your name I can't help but feel you are just sitting there waiting for us to pull out the violins and play you a sad song.
  18. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    And if you'll take a look at my avatar, it's a photo of the American flag being raised over Iwo Jima. If you'll read the line in my sig, "Let No American Soldier Ever Die And Be Forgotten", you might get some idea of what I'm about.
  19. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    You are absolutely correct! I am a whiney, lying, manipulative, nigger hating shit-head...and I appologize for it, but I am not gonna appologize for it! :mad:
  20. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    But...but...ALL of us Southerners are racists! Didin't you know that? The Yankees said so, so it must be true.

    Hell, I dragged 3 niggers behind my pickup truck just last night. I usually drag 4 or 5, but nigger-dragging lowers your gas milage and at $3.00/gallon, who can afford that?
  21. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    A minor line between a sig-shrine to the grand south, and one of your few avs to not reference the South in any way, shape, or form.

    Or do you really think one paltry line in your sig compensates for the comparatively massive Southern memorial segment?

    And who comes in here, promptly, every time there's an anti-South post? Why, you do. You take the bait every time, Muad. You're an easy target, and within four or five posts, you're always here ready to defend the brave South.

    After all, what fun would there be for folk like Volpone if you didn't get your undies in a knot over this issue every time? And pre-emptively: Yes, coming in here to make sarcastic comments, and making an unfunny parody thread calling Volpone a douche classifies as getting out of sorts.
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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  23. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Hmmmmm... Who's dual are you?

    And Volpone is a douche.
  24. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    :rolleyes:

    I'm not a dual. God, what, someone can't have opinions without being a dual?

    It's like you can't refute me, so your just gonna call me a dual and make people pay attention to that instead of what I told you.
  25. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    For someone who's only made about 25 posts, you sure seem to know alot about this place.

    Dual!
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  26. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    And it is also racist for a Southerner to say anything factual, that some ignorant hump might erroneously perceve as putting the South in a favorable light.

    I won't make that mistake again.
  27. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    What, you didn't read my first post here? Long-time lurker?

    Besides, you don't have to know much about the place to notice your absurd sig.
  28. Muad Dib

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    Or the North in a disfavorable light.

    Same here! :techman:
  29. Cervantes

    Cervantes Fighting windmills

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    Maud and Man Afraid of His Shoes have quite a little circle-jerk going between them.

    "The South is great!"
    "Yeah! Northerners are all assholes!"
    "It's good to have friends like these!"
    "You said it!"
  30. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Long-time lurker...registered on 5-11-2007...Jewish username...attacking me over my avs and sigs even though I haven't used many Confederate avs for quite awhile...

    Hi actormike!
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