AOC Wants to Get Rid of DHS

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  1. Captain Conspiracy

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    Good. DHS was a theatrical response to 9/11. Its military mission belongs to NORTHCOM and its law enforcement one to the FBI.
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  3. Ten Lubak

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    That's Bush's greatest legacy though :weep:
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  4. Ten Lubak

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    Wait, would that include the TSA? Because fuck those guys
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    I would like the DHS gone, too, and yes, that includes the TSA.
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    Excuse me? You think those towers just knocked themselves down? :bailey:
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    Abso-fuckin-lutely it includes TSA. TSA is a joke and a national embarassment.
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  9. Ten Lubak

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    Pretty incredible how the rest of the world's airports are doing just fine - actually better - without a monstrosity of an organization like the TSA at the helm harassing people

    Just sayin' :?:
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Lanzman agrees with AOC!

    Yooouu laaahhvve herrr!

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    Yes, we attribute this saying to you most of the time
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    I would like it to stay because I was told by republicans that it plays a vital role to our nations security, if it goes then it makes them liars.
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    Lanzman or forbin is aoc baby daddy/
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    Ein blindes Huhn findet auch mal ein Korn.

    (BTW, the OCD in me sends its regards, @Ten Lubak, and would like to point out that if we attribute these sayings to @Dayton3 most of the time, then he must be right an awful lot.)
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  20. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Yes please.
    For once my wife made it thru security at the airports this weekend, but, even tho we had "pre-check" tickets, I got pulled for a random check of my phone. It took 10 minutes to get a spare agent to do it while I stood to the side of the line. My phone, meanwhile, had gone thru the conveyor belt in my carry-on, and was in my wife's hands, waiting on the other end of the whole shebang.
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    Oh, and just to put the point on it, buying an airline ticket does not constitute probable cause for a search. So, yanno . . .
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    They gobble it up.
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    Does anyone really trust A.O.C. to make any sort of rational or balanced approach to anything? I foubt she even knows what the DHS does and wrongly thinks she can just end those government functions.
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    You can smuggle bukkake without tsa. Yu do know they got internet for that.
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    yes, chickens that wish they were deaf instead of blind if they have to listen to that drivel!
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  27. spot261

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    Yes.

    When measured against a government consisting almost entirely of criminals, religious extremists and conspiracy theorists she holds up very well indeed, not to mention being a very talented communicator.
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  28. K.

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    She has done so persistently on every other topic she's tackled, so yes.
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  29. spot261

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    I have a feeling "balanced" doesn't quite mean what we think it means in this context....
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    Yep. It's the liar's advantage. Make up enough bullshit about your opponent, and people will believe there is something wrong with them "in general" even though every single individual story is exposed as completely bogus.
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