ATTENTION WORDFORGE: AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, Nov 7, 2011.

  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I DECLARE THE BEAVER PELT TO BE BACK "IN".

    A decade or two ago, a hairless beaver was wild and exotic. Hell, there were even fetish videos related to it. Nowadays, I'm not certain, but I think a slim majority of American females sport bald cooters. Therefore, I hereby and forthwith declare the furry beaver to be sexy again.

    Now don't get me wrong. I'm not talking full-on 1970s jungle bush. Or hair around the pooper. But a nice full triangle is once again sexy.

    That is all. I now return you to your regular programming.
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  2. John Castle

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    The landing strip has never been out of style. But the waxed, bald porkpocket is, likewise, never going to be unappealing. Especially to Ray, though he will miss the subtleties the rest of us require, such as an adult female face and fully formed boobitage.
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  3. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Even in my corner of the net have rumors of Demi Moore and the Hair Diaper circulated.
  4. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    I prefer a trimmed landing strip but the triangle is okay. As long as there is no hair near the important bits it's all good really.
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  5. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Mimimimimi mimimi!!

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    No. :bailey:
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  6. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    I happen to like 'em bald, because I like how they look and want to be able to actually see them. And I don't like hair in my food either. ;)
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  7. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Don't get me wrong, hardwood floors wonderful. As are the landing strip and the Hitler moustache. But I'm going to say a more modest grooming is also appropriate again.

    That said, it is a bit like a beard--you can't just go for the Amish lumberjack suicide bomber look. You gotta keep the hair nicely trimmed and combed.
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    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    Random factoid, but according to my wife women don't shampoo and condition their pubes. :huh:
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    And while you're down there, ladies, don't forget to wash your ass.
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