I DECLARE THE BEAVER PELT TO BE BACK "IN". A decade or two ago, a hairless beaver was wild and exotic. Hell, there were even fetish videos related to it. Nowadays, I'm not certain, but I think a slim majority of American females sport bald cooters. Therefore, I hereby and forthwith declare the furry beaver to be sexy again. Now don't get me wrong. I'm not talking full-on 1970s jungle bush. Or hair around the pooper. But a nice full triangle is once again sexy. That is all. I now return you to your regular programming.