Ban the previous poster

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by K., Mar 12, 2015.

  1. K.

    K. Sober

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    Game thread!

    In each post, name an offense for which the previous poster should be banned. For extra points, explain what they should have to do in order to be allowed back, and to whom.

    I am presenting this exercise in the hope that it will build team spirit and harmony. So let's keep it in the Red Room.
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  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Okay, well, this is a pretty tough spot following Packard. I guess we should ban him for refusing to accept his ban. Unfortunately, his get out of bans forever card avoids the need for any conditions, but if I could enforce it, I'd say no more use of his damnable logic and grammatical perfection.

    :finger:
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  3. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    @gul should be banned for his cruelty against authors. :bailey:
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  4. We Are Borg vs. USS Crazy Horse

    We Are Borg vs. USS Crazy Horse Probably a Dual

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    @gul should be banned. Because Boston.
  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    @We Are Borg should be banned for not banning El Chup. :bailey:
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  6. K.

    K. Sober

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    @gul should be banned for being one of the owners.

    To be let back in, he will have to convince @gul, the owner in charge of bannings, that he truly regrets being an owner.
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  7. Aurora

    Aurora VincerĂ²!

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    Ban Packard. For being sober for too long.
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  8. K.

    K. Sober

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    Ban @Aurora for paying too little attention to my changing custom title. Do not let her back in until we finally get to have that meet-up that fell apart over the Oktoberfest years ago.
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  9. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    Ban Packard because he is far too reasonable. Heck, even Async is getting on people's bad sides now.
  10. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Ban mburtonk for daring to suggest the banning of Packard.
  11. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ban Lanzman, lest anyone think he's important.
  12. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ban @gul for having deflated balls.
  13. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Ban @Ancalagon for not making Castle's ban permanent at the time!
  14. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    Ban stallion for being a furriner! :mob:
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  15. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Ban @mburtonk because I have no idea how that's supposed to be pronounced.
  16. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Ban RickDeckard. No reason, just do it. That's how we roll on the 'Forge these days.
  17. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Ban Lanz because he didn't bring the White Room back.
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  18. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Ban ed629 because if you want total intoxication and to hit the floor then beer is a ridiculous way to go about achieving your goal. Reinstate him when he uploads a video of himself chugging a fifth of vodka.
  19. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    Ban liet because he is liet.
  20. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Ban Faceman because he has never once shown us his face. Despite his username.
  21. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Ban Lanzman because real men don't wear Lanz.
  22. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Ban Liet because he is a Yankees fan. No other reason is necessary.
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  23. K.

    K. Sober

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    Ban Asyncritus until he manages to argue why he should be brought back -- in one sentence, no auxiliary clauses.
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  24. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Ban Packard because ... Packard.
  25. Tererun

    Tererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Ban Asynch because he pointed out I was wrong in another thread?

    Done to allow people to make fun of me of course. So make it good.
  26. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ban Tererun, for demanding that anybody at Wordforge make it good.
  27. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    Ban gul for liking the Dodgers.
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  28. We Are Borg vs. USS Crazy Horse

    We Are Borg vs. USS Crazy Horse Probably a Dual

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    Ban @Chuck for being one of the nice guys.
  29. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Ban We Are Borg for banning Chuck.
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  30. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Ban Liet because he's actually Baba.