Beer Belly Putsch AFTERMATH Thread

I believe in a higher power. I also believe I do not have the perspective to understand it, nor do any other people on the planet. Why do we consider ourselves the model of something so beyond our tiny presence amazes me.

^Why is it always Staten Island?

I'd tell you, but I'd be Staten the obvious.

I believe in gravity.

'How is it you look human?'

'I don't look human, you look Time Lord.'

Which is meant as a fun comment on which species is older, but logically means a Gallifreyan totally fucked an early hominid.

Mind you, the Doctor now isn't actually Gallifreyan, so mayhap that's a one night stand she's forgotten. And would explain why humans are her favourite species....

I believe in gravy.

I relieve myself in gravy.

What, you thought that was horseradish?

That is heavy.

How many times have you threatened her with that? or, at least, told us you were going to?

"Humor... it is a difficult concept."

Apparently.

I love how NBC straight-up calls QTardism a cult.


Increasingly militant 'Parler refugees' and anxious QAnon adherents prep for doomsday
QAnon followers have become more divorced from reality since the Capitol riots, with some targeted by extremists who try to further radicalize them.

https://ucommblog.com/section/safety/list-capitol-insurgents-who-lost-their-job

Um. Two maybe three times. And it doesn't work. Maybe if I ransom her vibrator for the pillow.

The Fashion Institute of Technology??
A radical far-right fashion designer?
I....
What??

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...roducts-were-dropped-major-retailers-n1254676

Good lord. Even Nigerian Prince scammers are more sophisticated than this.

That was my reaction. Maybe he wanted to be the next Milo Yiannopoulos and thought it would make him stand out and look good on a résumé.

https://www.axios.com/republican-le...ure-75c20557-3968-4815-8f0c-e6d1ff46704e.html

Yes!

“No One Took Us Seriously”: Black Cops Warned About Racist Capitol Police Officers for Years
Allegations of racism against the Capitol Police are nothing new: Over 250 Black cops have sued the department since 2001. Some of those former officers now say it’s no surprise white nationalists were able to storm the building.

trying to phonetically sound out a word a radio preacher I used to listen to used. Although what I was trying to type was "antinomy" so even if I was right I fucked it up. But it's that or something that sounds much like that when spoken