Beer Belly Putsch AFTERMATH Thread

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  1. Elwood

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    I believe in a higher power. I also believe I do not have the perspective to understand it, nor do any other people on the planet. Why do we consider ourselves the model of something so beyond our tiny presence amazes me.
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    NAHTMMM Conversant in dark parables

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    'How is it you look human?'

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    Which is meant as a fun comment on which species is older, but logically means a Gallifreyan totally fucked an early hominid.

    Mind you, the Doctor now isn't actually Gallifreyan, so mayhap that's a one night stand she's forgotten. And would explain why humans are her favourite species.... ;)
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    What, you thought that was horseradish?
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    That is heavy.
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    How many times have you threatened her with that? or, at least, told us you were going to?
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    Apparently.
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    Um. Two maybe three times. And it doesn't work. Maybe if I ransom her vibrator for the pillow.
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  20. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    The Fashion Institute of Technology?? :unsure:
    A radical far-right fashion designer?
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    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...roducts-were-dropped-major-retailers-n1254676

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    Good lord. Even Nigerian Prince scammers are more sophisticated than this.
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    That was my reaction. Maybe he wanted to be the next Milo Yiannopoulos and thought it would make him stand out and look good on a résumé. :jayzus:
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    trying to phonetically sound out a word a radio preacher I used to listen to used. Although what I was trying to type was "antinomy" so even if I was right I fucked it up. But it's that or something that sounds much like that when spoken