BREAKING: U.S. Civil War commences

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  1. We Are Borg

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    Protestors have breached the barriers on Capitol Hill and are occupying the steps.

    Secret Service has evacuated VP Pence.

    Senators and Congress Reps are sheltering in place.
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    well that escalated quickly!
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    We Are Borg Don't be a dick about the things you don't like

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    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!

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  4. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Trump created Vanilla ISIS
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  5. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Don't be a dick about the things you don't like

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    Announcement currently playing throughout the Capitol Building:

    "Due to an internal threat in the building, take shelter in the nearest office and stay quiet."
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    We Are Borg Don't be a dick about the things you don't like

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    BREAKING NEWS: @Paladin is overjoyed.
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  7. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Don't be a dick about the things you don't like

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    Protestors have now entered the building.
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  8. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    They're straight up terrorists. If BLM, Antifa, or any of the right's boogeymen were doing this, they'd be shot on sight.
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    Capitol Police calling in all available law enforcement agencies for immediate assistance.

    But.. but... I thought the MAGA assholes said Blue Lives Matter?
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    Hey, maybe that whackaloon who said she's taking her gun to congress can fend off the mob! :soma:

    Oh, wait. She's on their side. :doh:
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  11. matthunter

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    okay that's pretty funny!
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Gravy Seals is also a good one.
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    Nope, since they got the pepper spray treatment (which they didn't prep for anywhere near as well as the "pussy" BLM protestors), they've been posting "Fuck the Blue!" all over the place.
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    As long as Petula Clark music doesn't start playing everything will be okay.
    What, too soon?
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  16. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I've also heard Y'all Qaeda and Methamphetamarines.
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    and rightly so! Well there will plenty of opportunity for that this summer. That said violent protesting on Federal property (I think it's Federal property) is a Federal offense AFAIK so I sure hate it for the protestors when they are arrested! Boo hoo you can't keep it peaceful you pay the price.
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  18. We Are Borg

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    Where is the President of the United States?
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  19. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Don't be a dick about the things you don't like

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    Oh, here he is. On Twitter.

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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Now the piece of shit is trying to put the cork back in the bottle. :jayzus:

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    Translation: Mister President, you've crossed a fucking line and you're gonna step back over it NOW or we will let the Dems have their way with you six ways till Sunday after the 20th.
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    Spot261 said there's no valid reason to need a gun in congress.
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    just because most of them have more chins than a Hong Kong phone book?
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    You might be joking, but I'm not.

    This is the greatest threat to American democracy in over 150 years.

    This is, in many ways, worse than 9/11.

    These protestors are traitors and terrorists.

    They need to be dealt with immediately and harshly.

    After all, the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Trump supporters. :bergman:
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    Someone doesn’t want to be held accountable for inciting violence.
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    Of the two I prefer Y'all Qaeda
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  29. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    We know.
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    How pathetic of a life must someone have to take part in such ridiculousness?

    Trump-level pathetic, apparently.
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