Burrito as Religious Experience

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  1. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne 1/06 Was An Inside Job Formerly Important

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    Maybe for the next NorCal meeting, we all go there? :cool:

    How bad is parking in that area of SF? :unsure:
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  2. Order2Chaos

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    BART in. It's only a block from 24th and Mission.
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    BUTTSEX.jpg
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  4. Dinner

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    Ick. Everything that is wrong with the mission burrito is on display in that picture.
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  5. Tuckerfan

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    So, I'll put you down for angry buttsex with Satan, then.
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    The rice is wrong, the beans are wrong, and I don't care for chicken as a burrito meat. I guess the picture represents the buttsex with Satan faction.
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  7. Tuckerfan

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    Well, it was stolen from Chipotle's website, it seems....
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I knew it! They have the worst rice, and the rice is exactly what jumps out first in that picture.
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  9. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne 1/06 Was An Inside Job Formerly Important

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    Funny, I took Trump to be a power bottom.

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  10. Shirogayne

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    Yeah, I'd seen that photo before in Shitpolte ads before. Frankly, only the blandest of white people with no taste buds and no frame of reference for a proper burrito can stomach that shit. I didn't even go get one when they were giving those things out for free after E.ColiGate a while ago. I don't understand how they manage to break even, let alone turn a profit in San Diego when the real stuff has more flavor and is cheaper.
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  11. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Ugh. Hate white rice in a burrito. Ditto black beans.
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  12. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    Whaaa? Black beans are delicious!
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    https://foodieandwine.com/carne-asada/

    For those of you not blessed with nearby good Mexican restaurants try that at home. Just don't put rice and beans on it, those are meant to be served on the side. The delicious carbe asada itself if meant to be 70%-80% of the total burrito filling and the rest of the stuff is just there to accent the delicate flavors and help bring everything together.
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    As a side dish.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I don't dislike them, I just don't want them in my burrito. :bailey:
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  16. Shirogayne

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    Dinner is right, beans have no place in a burrito.

    Taquitos, OTOH..... :soma:



    Kinda curious where this place is in town. Not to eat this abortion, but just to see it exists. :diacanu:
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    Google says it is in Linda Vista. If I am in Linda Vista then I am going to K's Sandwiches. Best Vietnamese sandwiches in town.
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  19. Dinner

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    I will join in the hopes the chain will die the horrible death it deserves.
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  20. oldfella1962

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    agree! Black beans are the under-rated beans - they rock!
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    oldfella1962 high speed, low drag

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    To be honest I see little difference between:
    1. a soft shelled taco
    2. a flour tortilla
    3. an enchilada
    4. a burrito

    Granted I make my own European-American version of all of this food. But the Taco Bell black-bean burrito (with rice) is great. Let me preach on about rice:
    I can't find short grain rice in my local grocery stores lately. Medium grained, long grain, no problem. But I like my short grained rice! Where has it all gone?
    I think SNOPES needs to check into this.
  22. Shirogayne

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    Enchiladas are mini-burritos with sauce on top. :shrug:
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  23. Dinner

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    Technically burritos are more Mexican-American than Mexican.

    @Anna Have you tried Oscar's Mexican Seafood yet?
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    Not yet..haven't had much much time to try new places.
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    :bump:

    In one of the Facebook groups I'm in, somebody posted this.

    burrito of the gawds.jpg

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  26. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne 1/06 Was An Inside Job Formerly Important

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    Damn, that's like the size of a baby :soma:
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    Is it designed for a whole table full of folks? It's about as much total food as I would eat in four meals worth of eating - amazing!
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  28. Dinner

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    The poor toilet after he gets done. :scared:

    I hope he has a plunger on hand. :D.
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    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!

    It's going to take a few flushes to get that one down.
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  30. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    I bet that things weighs as much as my dog. :lol:
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