can somebody explain this weird alignment?

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  1. oldfella1962

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    Okay, a couple of hours ago I'm in the kitchen and open my back door to go outside to get my gas can to loan to my son. In the middle of the concrete patio are several animal turds lined up and placed together. :shock:
    Not end-to-end but side-by-side like you would lay out logs to build a raft or something. :shock:

    They weren't fox turds or anything because they didn't have fur & roughage in them. They were smaller than what my dog usually leaves but they were dried out. They were all uniform length & size. Earlier in the evening I let my dog out to "do his business" and I let him back in, but the poop wasn't there at that time. The dog never ever poops on the patio BTW. :shock:

    It wasn't from my cats - they don't go outside. So what's the deal here?

    What kind of animal would poop in a perfectly straight line right in the middle of my patio in broad daylight? What kind of person would climb my fence while I'm in the house and arrange dried poop in a straight line? What the hell is going on here? :shrug:
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    sounds like something Ed would do! That said my son and I both saw the mysterious poop but I will never, ever tell my wife about it! :nono: She watches a lot of those ghost hunter/paranormal "reality" shows and I can only imagine her epic freak out over it.
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    It has been two days and you could not get a digital picture for us? Please help, we are stuck with covid and have nothing else to do but worry about the strange creature that shat on your patio.

    Maybe you found evidence of a chupacabra? They could be migrating due to global warming.
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    It has been thirteen days since my last question. Has the mystery been solved. Have you been abducted by whatever creature laid a poop trap for you? Was there a battle with lasers? Please tell us something. I am stuck at home with nothing to do but worry about your poop formations. I am serious. Please help. I am going insane.
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    probably unrelated but the poop alignment occurred right around the time (maybe just prior to) my father-in-law passing away. :(
    I'm not superstitious and I am very skeptical of anything related to ghosts and messages from beyond the grave and premonition, etc. But could the poop alignment be some kind of a message from the spirit world? :unsure: Maybe I'm overthinking this, but typically poop doesn't align itself like a mini log raft in a spot where animals have never pooped before (on my concrete patio five feet from my backdoor) and just prior to my father-in-law expiring.

    That said this would make a good Netflix movie!
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    yes and no.