Okay, a couple of hours ago I'm in the kitchen and open my back door to go outside to get my gas can to loan to my son. In the middle of the concrete patio are several animal turds lined up and placed together. Not end-to-end but side-by-side like you would lay out logs to build a raft or something. They weren't fox turds or anything because they didn't have fur & roughage in them. They were smaller than what my dog usually leaves but they were dried out. They were all uniform length & size. Earlier in the evening I let my dog out to "do his business" and I let him back in, but the poop wasn't there at that time. The dog never ever poops on the patio BTW. It wasn't from my cats - they don't go outside. So what's the deal here? What kind of animal would poop in a perfectly straight line right in the middle of my patio in broad daylight? What kind of person would climb my fence while I'm in the house and arrange dried poop in a straight line? What the hell is going on here?