Canada to ban single-use glass dicks by 2021

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  1. Kommander

    Kommander Mostly dick play.

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    Reuse your crack pipes and meth pipes, folks.

    Also, calling smoking crack "sucking the glass dick" is homophobic.
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    I just can't believe people would actually do these drugs. Very sad.
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    Tererun sure is.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Corporations would be more than glad to package and sell them to you and give them cartoon animal mascots to hook children.

    But, the government needs a racist boogeyman, so....
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    armalyte Unsafe for everyone.

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    Vaguely off-topic but I have no problem believing it.

    Sweden is the one country in the world along with Japan which saw a major amphetamine-addiction epidemic. This is related to the classic Swedish mind-set, which is "work, work, work." Produce. Be sharp, stay alert.

    Of course the "cr4ck n1gg4z" aren't all into that, but we were.

    This mindset has all but evaporated now. We smoke weed and shoot junk to "chill out", instead. A sign of a dying society.

    I'm using amphetamines daily.
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    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    I don't get it either. I understand how in the working world you might need a slight competitive leg up - it's a jungle out there. You have to keep that edge.
    But taking drugs that are extremely powerful and addictive does not (in the short or long term) help you. Somebody show me a meth/crack head who is not in a downward spiral or is on a forwardly progressing career path.
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    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    Holy shit! I can't believe any European country has a "work, work, work" mindset. :lol: Japan I totally believe because they seem to have a hive mentality and I know a lot of them used to work themselves to death, before they started hiding in their rooms fucking pillows or whatever they are up to now.
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    armalyte Unsafe for everyone.

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    Japan is similar to Sweden in many ways to the point where people used to refer to us as Europe's Japanese.
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    armalyte Unsafe for everyone.

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    Having trouble understanding what that facepalm Supper gave me was in reference to. Care to elaborate?
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    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    interesting! I would have lumped you in with Norway & Finland as being very low key/laid back/cynical to a degree/socialist lite/staying under the political/economic radar.
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    Are you really? All things aside I'm sorry to hear that. Can you get help for it?
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    armalyte Unsafe for everyone.

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    Prescription for ADHD. Never felt better.
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    Oh sorry, glad it's all good.
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    Just a few pieces of info.

    Crack and meth are different drugs. Crack does not last for long periods of time and would be terrible for getting through the work day. You would have to be smoking way too much crack and it would be clear you were high while working.

    I am not familiar with meth smoking, but I know it is mainly crack that uses the "dick" which is basically a glass tube stuffed with shredded metal. I am pretty sure meth uses a different method of smoking and can also be inhaled or use other methods,. Crack needs to be heated rather than be exposed directly to the flame to produce the high. As far as I know there is no way to snort crack or take it in pill form as you might with other amphetamines because it requires heat to be activated which is why dicks are used.

    So just saying they are not similar drugs. Regarding them as interchangeable just makes one sound like they get too much info from DARE or TV.
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    ADHD drugs are often abused by non ADHD people and are some of the more common amphetamine type narcotics abused by people. Lotys of people abuse prescribed medications because of their effects, and many prescribed medications and OTCs are far more potent and addictive than illegal narcotics. For instance Marijuana is not going to have the addictive qualities of prescribed psych meds, prescribed opiod pain killers, or OTC products like DXM or Benadryl. Even cocaine has less sensory distortion than many ADHD drugs and other drugs that effect neurochemistry when taken in high doses.

    It should also be noted that the overprescription of opiod pain killers has caused massive amounts of addiction and a shift over to illegal narcotics, along with being far less safe than marijuana despite being approved by medical professionals. Many people with chronic pain find marijuana to be preferable to heavier narcotic pain killers because of the lesser problems associated with it, and even certain people with ADHD problems have found it to be less problematic than their prescribed medications. @TheLonelySquire would know these things if he was not such a tool.
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    Why would I, as a person who uses no drugs, know this? @armalyte enlightened me and that was that. Buzz off, weirdo.
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    Well, considering the opiod epidemic is caused in large part because of doctors prescribing highly addictive pain killers, and your ignorant blind trust of what they prescribe as not being dangerous, you might find not being an ignorant twat to be important. Also, it might save you some money and time to understand Marijuana has some medical properties that make it better than certain drugs doctors prescribe you might find you spend a lot of extra money and time on things that are not quite as effective.

    For instance, my neuropathy involved a huge loss of balance that doctors and physical therapy could not help. I spent months trying to retrain my muscles to work better so I would not fall over when walking. I could not run or jump due to some form of neurological lag effecting my motor skills. I took the recently legalized CBDs which are native to marijuana plants and within 2 days found my problems close to gone. I took them as a joke because WTF they were harmless and cheaper than the prescription meds and physical therapy that were both making minor improvements.

    There is a reality that you are lied to about what is considered illegal narcotics. You are lied to about their effects and addictiveness. You are sold more expensive, more dangerous, and less effective cures because the drug companies restrict other things that they cannot make profit on. You are also quite poorly educated on the effects of illegal narcotics because of open lying on the behalf of people involved in the war on drugs about their dangers which makes you prejudioce against people who use based on bullshit and propaganda. This contributes to your racism and other prejudices.

    But I won't be buzzing off, and you should stop touching little kids. For all my drug use I have never felt the urge to molest children or the need to hide my crimes through the church as you have.
  18. Kommander

    Kommander Mostly dick play.

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    Meth uses a similar method (heating rather than direct flame), but the pipe is different. Instead of a piece of glass tubing with a piece of Chore Boy in it, it's a glass tube with a bulb on the end, and the underside of the bulb is heated. They're sold the same way as crack pipes, with a fake flower inside it and a label that says "totally not a drug thing."

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    I've only heard crack pipes referred to as a glass dick, but it seemed like something that could apply to meth pipes too, so I included them, because inclusiveness is a virtue. Although, the only glass pipes I've seen that were deliberately dick-shaped were meant for weed.
  19. Tererun

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    Shhh, you are blowing my vibe for being a drug addicted crackhead.
  20. tafkats

    tafkats That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo! Moderator

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    I thought all glass dicks were multi-use. Why would you throw away a perfectly good dildo after using it only once?
  21. Tererun

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    I would stay away from glass dildo's given the problem with chipping and breaking causing sharp edges.

    As for crack dicks they tend to chip and break pretty easily from what I have seen so they don't last long. They appear to be a cheap and easily discarded method for smoking. Still, that is from general observation. I find the drug to be annoying and worthless myself. Clearly that varies from user to user. It is also a little odd considering I do enjoy some good white.
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    @armalyte just because I was harsh to the littlest twat over drug use I understand what it means to get the proper medications and have bunches of the shit in your head go away. I don't want you to feel like I am equating recreational use of psychoreactive prescriptions on the same level as those who find the ones that help them to live a better life. As some have pointed out I have manic rage issues where I go off the deep end over small slights in a sort of jeckyl and Hyde way. Having found a medication that works things are much better over all. I hope for the best for people who have alternate but similar types of troubles that they find something that helps them to be more of who they want to be without taking away from them who they are and like. I figure you will understand that. Some people have a hard time finding that.
  23. Mrs. Albert

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    My friend Josh has a ding dong pipe but it’s pink marble and not glass. It’s very realistic - veins and everything! :)
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    I'm also on a prescription for a very low dosage of amphetamines for attention deficit (but not hyperactivity) from my psychiatrist. I still have periods of mental fog and short term/working memory problems but I can function better on the job with it versus without it. Any higher dose and my heart rate increases significantly. My psychiatrist and myself are on the same page when it comes to any medications: minimum effective dose! Yes it can be a pain in the ass when it comes to workplace drug testing, but they have procedures in place for legal protection for employees taking controlled substances. That said if were an actual air traffic controller (versus equipment repair) I would be out of a job - the FAA is very strict on any medications even over-the-counter medications.
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    For some reason I thought this was about glass dildos (a thing that exists and I can't imagine being comfortable no matter how much lube is used ).
  26. TheLonelySquire

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    Dude, you take every drug you can get your hands on because you like it. Stop blaming doctors for your addictions. Your problems are far from gone. Perhaps if you had made better decisions in your life, exercising instead of killing your body and mind with drugs, and not trying to self-mutilate your body, you'd be in a far better position now. Instead, you're a disgusting load of shit that gets off on hard core drugs and raping children. You're a loser and everyone here is aware of it, including you. Douchebag.
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    Hope you're doing well.
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  28. Tererun

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    Most drug users have a preference and do not take every drug they get their hands on, and neither do I. While it is true people like me enjoy certain drugs, others are not on our list of enjoyable things. That does vary from person to person due to biochemistry.

    I have not blamed a single doctor for my personal addictions being I do not find opiods as addicting as other people. However, it is true that the overprescription of opiod pain killers has caused many people to come in contact with those drugs and then suffer the problems of addiction. Right now there is a huge epidemic in the US of opiod use and addiction because of the massive overprescription of narcotic pain killers, and that is directly relatable to certain doctors.
    What are you babbling about?
    I think you have things very wrong. Perhaps you are the one high on something considering your delusional state. I am also in fairly decent condition now.
    Projection is not your friend. You should talk to your church group about your problems with reality. Perhaps they will stop doing to you whatever is making you so sick and demented.
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    I knew a guy with a glass dick.

    You could always see him coming.
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  30. Tererun

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    I knew a guy with a glass dick, and one day he got laid. Then his dick broke and there was blood and an ambulance and all sorts of trouble.