Charlie's Angels re-re-reboot.

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    What??? They're all female?!?!?! Fucking SJWs!!!
    :rant:
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  2. We Are Borg

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    How many times has this show been rebooted?
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  3. ed629

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    The thumbnail makes them look like they're watching Jack Black pegging Clint Howard.
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    oldfella1962 light & lethal

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    what a coincidence, that's actually a pivotal scene in the movie!
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Just the twice.
    Drew Barrymore, and this one.
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  6. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Rey of sunshine

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    And the 2011 TV series...
  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    *Googles*

    ...I don't remember that at all....

    September to November?
    Huh...

    Well, I'll be....
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    Then this is the re-re-reboot. :ramen:
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    FFS, Charlie's Angels isn't the only option if you want to say "we want several hot chicks kicking ass!". Let Thurman do Fox Force Five at last. Give Marvel an A-Force flick, or Lady Liberators (rename it to sound less like sanitary towels tho).

    Or a Danger Girl movie!
  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Corrected. :D
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  11. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    1.) She doesn't do action movies anymore after Tarantino fucked her spine and pelvis up in a car accident in a stunt she wasn't supposed to do, because she refused to touch Weinstein's pee-pee.

    2.) She'll never work with Tarantino again because of 1.
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    Fuck Tarantino. There's probably not enough IP to stop her wresting the FFF name from him. and she could play mission control in an Oracle-like role.
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    On a phone the agree icon is too fucking close to the disagree icon. :mad:
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    Is Kristen Stewart actually smiling, or did they CGI that in post?
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    Clearly, we need more icons to fix the problem.
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    Naomi Scott's expression is the most amusing with this theory!
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    Countdown to me wanting to see this:

    5...5...5...5...


    :diacanu:

    I dunno, I'm getting a Man From Uncle vibe from this, and that's not real promising. Maybe if it gets good reviews...
  19. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Poster.

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    If they really wanted to go full-tilt SJW, the Angels would all be from RuPaul's Drag Race. :ramen:
  21. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    That's up next for the re-re-RE-reboot.
    :bailey:
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    And then, just for the kids, a version that's all CGI kittens. With big round eyes and soft floofie fur and just oh so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!
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    And lo, the internet does not fail me!

    CAKittens1.jpg

    CAKittens2.jpg
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  24. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

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    Lucy Liu looks weird in that trailer.
    Who’s the little boy at top?
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  25. GhostEcho

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    From the Wikipedia, so take with the usual dose of sodium chloride:

    "It was later revealed that the new movie would not be a reboot or a remake of the franchise, but rather a continuation that will incorporate the events of the original TV series and the McG-directed 2000s films"
  26. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    That makes the most sense - it's an agency with a continually changing group of employees. That's basically how the series was, and how the first movie(s) treated it.
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  27. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey you can't spell hatred without "red hat"

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    so that'd mean Bosley is sorta like Bond in that it's basically a job title.
  28. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Same universe but all new characters still counts as a soft-reboot.
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    There was speculation for years that Bosley was actually "Charlie Townsend" and that the guy on the other end of the speakerphone with John Forsythe's voice was merely a hired stand in.
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    Higgins = Robin Masters. Same old same old.
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