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Discussion in 'The Archive' started by Chuck, Mar 29, 2004.

  1. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    From Jeriko in chat:

    Where else, I ask you, can you see Britney writhe in a bed on top of her athletic female dancers as they slide their hands up her thighs, where else can you see Britney prance around for 20 minutes wearing nothing but a bra, panties, and stockings, and where else can you see Britney masturbate in a transparent tub?
  2. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Good quote... but you left out THE WHERE!!! I WANNA KNOW!
  3. Darkening

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    Faisent in the chat about 5mins ago
  4. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Conversant in dark parables

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    <Kyle> PAX is the 700 Club for a new generation, and Lifetime is Television for Victims.
  5. Borgs

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  6. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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  7. Darkening

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  8. Borgs

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  9. Borgs

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    Submitted some of these to bash.org

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  10. Borgs

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    <Borgs8472> hey, if the UN and UPN trades places, would the world be a better place?
    <evenflow> hmmmmm
    <BearTM> No.
    <Borgs8472> sure?
    <BearTM> Well, maybe.
    <faisent> have you seen the quality of programming the UN puts out?
    <Borgs8472> :/
    <evenflow> The UN would fund enterprise with money skimmed off the oil for food program
    <faisent> good greif man - how could you ask that!
    <Borgs8472> ...
    <evenflow> it could be called the oil for crap TV program
    <Borgs8472> that it could be...
    <evenflow> it would justify us attacking the UN
    <faisent> lol
    <faisent> do it I say!
    * Borgs8472 makes it so
  11. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    All rejected, those bastards. . .
    ~Kyle
  12. Borgs

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    Hmmm... :(

    I've definately seen worse in their database... maybe I'll submit them again some other time and they'll have someone else approve them...
  13. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    I guess they aren't racist or sexist enough ;).
    ~Kyle
  14. Darkening

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    * BearTM reveals that Dayton and baba are the same typist.
    * Bulldog believes Bear even without any proof
    <baba> dayton is my dual
    <BearTM> We can tell... You're both equally clueless.
  15. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    <Elwood> I had to put a bed together. :(
    <Ramen> Gaw?
    <Ramen> You missed an episode of ATHF that had
    <Ramen> Carl saying "I'm gonna be farting blood tonite!"
    <Elwood> !
    <Elwood> :(
    <Elwood> I missed it!
    <Ramen> I hadn't seen the ep before and had me in tears.
    * BearTM saw that one and was farting in tears.
    <Ramen> But more important: what did you mean by putting a bed together?
    <BearTM> You know... He was "putting his pillow" in her "pillowcase".
    <Ramen> That makes the sad smiley very interesting, then. :D
    <Elwood> !
    <Elwood> No, we're having company come in from out of town and we replaced the bed in our spare bedroom.
    <BearTM> Ah, you're having "company over".
    <BearTM> :D
    <Ramen> bow chicka bow wow?
    <Elwood> Now quite
    <BearTM> ACME Power Quotation Marks: Converting otherwise innocent statements into crude sexual innuendos since 1975!
    <Elwood> A good friend of my wife and her husband.
    <Ramen> bear - rotflmao
    * Ramen runs to the chat quote thread.
  16. Borgs

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    <Borgs8472> is jewbot jewish?
    <JewBot> yes
    <Borgs8472> did you have your wire's sheathing snipped of at some point or something?
  17. Borgs

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    * Ramen plans his secret plan to behad tmm3k - jihad style.
    * Darkening gives Ramen a rep point
    <Ramen> behad = sex up, or course.
    <Ramen> or = I can't spell.
    <Darkening> of course
    <Darkening> go for sexed up..don't think anyone noticed
  18. Borgs

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    * You were kicked from #wordoforge by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)
  19. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    [21:55:57] *** Kyle has joined #wordforge
    [21:56:00] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Kyle
    [21:56:02] <tmm3k> hi kyle
    [21:56:09] <Kyle> Hey TMM.
    [21:56:09] <tmm3k> you just missed a chance to lose your virginity
    [21:56:19] <SexormeupPickle> Maybe Kyle will cyber with FeFe if she comes back?
    [21:56:36] <tmm3k> possible
    [21:56:37] <SexormeupPickle> Lesse. Any cock will do, she likes it up the arse, and oh, she has AIDS.
    [21:56:40] <tmm3k> heh
    [21:57:16] <SexormeupPickle> That's one helluva deal IMHO!
    [21:57:33] <Kyle> Oh, darn, missed out on that? I'd prefer to lose it to a girl, and not the textual speakings of a 42 year old man like you, TMM.
    [21:57:42] <tmm3k> LOLZ
    [21:57:47] <tmm3k> 42
    [21:57:48] <tmm3k> ok
    [21:57:49] <tmm3k> sure
    [21:58:33] <Kyle> Oh, was it 52? Your stories change back and forth.
    [21:59:01] <SexormeupPickle> He's 69.
    [21:59:28] <Kyle> Shame TMM will never get to experience 69 with a girl. . .
    [22:00:37] <SexormeupPickle> !
    [22:00:45] <tmm3k> oh snap
    [22:00:45] <SexormeupPickle> Are you implying my mother isn't female?
    [22:00:48] <tmm3k> LOL
    [22:01:42] <Kyle> Hey, I don't want to know who TMM attempts to fuck.
    [22:02:36] <tmm3k> um
    [22:02:43] <tmm3k> so you dont want to know your mom anymore?
    [22:03:25] <Kyle> No, you're confused, TMM. When you thought you were going for my mom, you were actually fucking Michael Jackson!
    [22:03:34] *** Kyle was kicked by Kyle (MWAHAHAHAHA!)
    [22:03:39] <tmm3k> your mom looks like michael jackson?
    [22:03:43] <tmm3k> wtf
    [22:03:48] <tmm3k> is he like 10 years old or something?
    [22:04:16] <SexormeupPickle> OMG!
    [22:04:27] <SexormeupPickle> He got the last word!
    [22:04:30] <SexormeupPickle> Pwned!
    [22:04:34] <tmm3k> yeah
    [22:04:42] <tmm3k> in typical 10 year old style
  20. Borgs

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    <podgers> Kyle i require a vagina and a heartbeat. and i'm flexible

    - podgers places a personal ad :diacanu:
  21. Borgs

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    <JohnB> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
    * JohnB has quit IRC (Quit)

    <Kyle> It's not like if Jolene Blalock walked up to you and said TAKE ME NOW, BABA, that you wouldn't fuck her.
    <baba> yep
    <baba> she is to much of a twig

    <podgers> damn baba you like your lesbians!
    <baba> angel versus archer

    <baba> borgs if i posted naked claudia christian pics how popular would i be?
    <Borgs8472> do they exist?
    <baba> yep
    <Borgs8472> do that in the secret forum if you like :)
    <baba> her playboy shots exist on her wordforge
    <baba> why couldn't they have kept talia on board
    <baba> she was a babe
    <Borgs8472> let me rephase, do -real- ones exist?
    <baba> yes
    <baba> :)
    <Borgs8472> oh <googles> so they do...
    <podgers> baba you're a piece of work... don't ever change

    <Borgs8472> to get back to theme, I always thought the b5 telepaths were a metaphore for being gay :D
    <baba> yep the kick you out of the militar if you are one
    <Tech-mmless> it's amazing

    <Tech-mmless> personally, the nazis had great uniforms
    <baba> nightwatch were nazis
    <Borgs8472> nightwatch sounds like a voyeur porn site...
  22. Borgs

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    <podgers> but i'm trying to give you impression that it's desirable to eat!

    :calli:
  23. Borgs

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    <tmm3k> borgs
    <tmm3k> hi
    <Borgs> 'lo tmm3k
    -tmm3k- tmm3k is away (away) (one-time response to the word tmm3k)
    <duffman4500> hi
    <Borgs> one day that message will say...
    <Borgs> -tmm3k- tmm3k is away (awa....arghhh help.... IRC is burning my face, I'm MELTING, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLTTTTING!!!!!11111
  24. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    <tmm3k> JESUS DIDNT TURN WATER INTO WINE, HE TURNED WATER INTO KOOL-AID, OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
    <tmm3k> HE HAD A KOOL-AID PACKET HIDDEN UP HIS SLEEVE
    <duffman4500> classic
  25. Borgs

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    <tmm3k> Since I have no means of defending myself at Wordforge, I ask that you post in the thread about my ban and say that once I was informed that a swastika was not allowed on the server, I changed it. I'd also like it pointed out that it was meant to be humorous. I mean, come on, it was Cartman dressed as Hitler, with a barely noticeable swastika which I then removed from the av.
    <Borgs> in conjunction with your custom title, you knew what you were doing
    <tmm3k> i was quoting cartman, babelfish didnt translate it properly
    <Borgs> bonza
    <tmm3k> ?
    <Borgs> too right
    <tmm3k> what?
    <Borgs> que?
    <tmm3k> what is bonza? and what is too right?
    <Borgs> parle vous australian?
    <tmm3k> no
    <Borgs> :D
    <tmm3k> what the fuck are you talking about
    <Borgs> :D
  26. Borgs

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    <Jeriko> Dendroica's back, I see. Here I was hoping he died.
  27. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Baba's weekly sodomization:

    * tmm3k gives baba a lapdance
    <tmm3k> mmmm
    * tmm3k starts taking off baba's shirt
    * tmm3k swirls it around like a lasso
    * tmm3k starts licking baba's nipples
    <Elwood> O.o
    * tmm3k feels baba's boner growing larger
    * tmm3k rips off baba's pants
    <tmm3k> my thats a sexy thong, baba
    * tmm3k rips off the thong too
    * TamarGarish buries her head in Elwood's shoulder
    <TamarGarish> I can't watch
    <baba> tamar why does timmy do this?
    <tmm3k> you can wait your turn baby
    * tmm3k starts sucking on baba's hard dick
    <tmm3k> mmmmmm
    * Elwood hides Tamar's eyes
    <TamarGarish> I don't know..you have to ask him
    <tmm3k> it tastes so good
    * Kyle goes and plays on the freeway.
    * tmm3k reaches around and sticks his finger up baba's anus
    * Elwood uses his other hand to hide his own eyes... O.o
    <tmm3k> oh yeah nice and tight
    <TamarGarish> Kyle lives!
    * tmm3k flips baba over onto all fours
    <tmm3k> allright, now take it bitch!
    * tmm3k inserts his dick into baba's anus
    * tmm3k thrusts harder and harder until baba's ass begins to bleed
    <tmm3k> oh yeah you like that
    * tmm3k laughs as baba cries in pleasure/pain
    <Elwood> X-S
    <baba> tamar can you get timmy to stop he is crossing a line
    <tmm3k> oh you know you love it baby
    <TamarGarish> That much is for certain
    <TamarGarish> Timmy..tone it down please.
    * tmm3k spanks baba's succulant ass
    * tmm3k blows his load into baba's rectum
    * tmm3k slides off baba
    * TamarGarish gagas
    * TamarGarish gags
    <tmm3k> !
    <tmm3k> oh
    <tmm3k> so baba, do you smoke after sex
    <Elwood> Suddenly Elvis doesn't seem so romantic...
    <TamarGarish> His ass might after that.
    <tmm3k> oh yeah
    <tmm3k> mmmm
    <TamarGarish> LOL
    <tmm3k> thats the shit
    <baba> i added timmy to my ignore list
    <tmm3k> aw
    <tmm3k> he's playing hard to get
    <tmm3k> so
    <tmm3k> who's next
    <tmm3k> :)
    * tmm3k glances at tammy
    * Elwood presses a switch and lines up the red dot on Timmy's forehead.
  28. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    That also got Tammy and Elwood in the mood...
  29. Chris

    Chris Anime Protagonist

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  30. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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