Discussion in 'The Archive' started by Chuck, Mar 29, 2004.
Good news boys!!!
22:28] Elwood: Men are now allowed to speak to Thor.
NOT! That was supposed to be a NOT!
[23:09] Ramen: Ball gag, black dildo, same thing.
[23:09] Elwood: Oooo! Good song.
[02:54] tmm3k: how long is your sausage elwood
[02:54] Elwood: ...about 500ft, if I had to guess.
[02:54] tmm3k: that is a lot
[02:55] tmm3k: i dont think i'd be able to fit anything that big in my mouth
[02:55] Elwood: ...
Taking things out of context is fun!!
[02:38] BearTM: Imagine Harry Potter as a Chicago Private Investigator.
[02:38] Powaqqatsi: i dunno how well a wand and a fruity cape would stand up against mobsters with tommy guns
[00:21] Shadow: if I did not have kids in the house I assure you I'd have to hang a robe by the door
[00:22] Shadow: because I'd be naked all the time
[00:22] Shadow: I've got about 8 more years to sell the wife on that habit for her too
[00:22] tmm3k: pix plz
[00:41] Elwood: Y'all, I hate to do it. I really hate to do it. But, I've got to get up in six hours and I overslept just a little this morning, so I need to sack out.
[00:41] TamarGarish: Aww. Night baby
[00:42] * Elwood pinches Tamar on the butt on the way out.
[00:42] Shadow: night foxy
How are those "Chat Room Classics"?
From todays episode of EmoChat...
... Damned strange trolling.
The return of Mathsurbation Man.
<random_president>pick a president
<random_president>I smell a Baba
[22:58:59]random_wordforger joined the channel
[22:59:56]<ZombieRedshirt>It is him, and I shall kill him.
[23:00:01]<President_phil_r>how can you be so sure, Zombie?
[23:00:03]<President_phil_r>I think you are trigger happy
[23:00:10]<President_phil_r>you were ready to assassinate me, earlier
[23:00:20]<ZombieRedshirt>*draws mace from its sheath* Find me a trigger on my mace, and I'll show you. *leaps at random*
[23:00:27]<President_phil_r>because you assumed I was this mathsturbation mothercruncher
[23:00:44]* President_phil_r holds back Zombie
[23:00:50]<ZombieRedshirt>You weren't. And it's not like I killed you or anything.
[23:00:54]ZombieRedshirt is now known as Lethe
[23:01:14]<President_phil_r>put your mace back in its punchbowl sheath
[23:01:18]<Lethe>*hurls mace at random, comprimising*
[23:01:24]<President_phil_r>and let's sit down and discuss this matter like adults
[23:01:30]<President_phil_r>Lethe! that was rude!
[23:02:02]<President_phil_r>ok, Lethe. Kill him.
[23:02:07]<Lethe>HAHA it is him, and I shall go snickersnack with my vorpal mace.
[23:02:26]<Lethe>*raises the elemental power of Technetium and crushes the random with it*
[23:02:52]* President_phil_r doubts the power of Technetium due to the fact that random is still here
[23:03:08]<Lethe>>> Technetium takes a little while to crush utterly.
[23:03:55]* President_phil_r waits for the crushing
[23:03:57]<random_wordforger>mined in the caves of mozambique they sau
[23:04:08]<Lethe>The raw elemental power of technetiu- IT IS HIM
[23:04:27]<Lethe>*hurls phil_r at random, past the Technetium mass*
[23:04:50]<Lethe>Sorry, I took a half-level in berserker.
[23:04:57]<President_phil_r>I am a skinny jesus-looking dude! I don't do that much damage!
[23:06:03]<Lethe>... You could do splash damage.
[23:06:49]<random_wordforger>especially if you are a sandworm
[23:06:50]<Lethe>Is exploding and doing area-ranged damage painful?
[23:06:51]<President_phil_r>well, all the same....knock it off
[23:08:53]<Lethe>Chewie, you wouldn't happen to have a copy of It's Me Again by Korn, would you?
[23:09:21]* BearTM pokes random_wordforger
[23:09:49]<Lethe>Bear, ID him. Is it mathsurbation dude?
[23:10:43]<Lethe>Is he similar enough that I can claim nearsighted vengence?
[23:11:15]<BearTM>Nope. It's an ohio connection.
[23:11:29]<Lethe>*sheaths mace, grabs drink*
[23:20:26]<Lethe>I need more drinks if I'm going to be wielding +2 Wits.
[?=Lethe jumps the gun again][23:20:58]random_wordforger joined the channel
[23:21:13]<Lethe>*hurls mace at random* HAHA
[23:21:28]<Lethe>Fall in terror, Mathsurbation Dude!
[23:21:41]<President_phil_r>LETHE! you have a PROBLEM!
[23:22:01]<President_phil_r>random.... before you become the target of any more mace-related crimes...
[23:22:01]<Lethe>... No, I'm just thorough and effective.
[23:22:08]<President_phil_r>maybe you should identify yourself?
[23:22:28]<President_phil_r>inefficiently thorough and effective?
[23:22:33]<President_phil_r>Lethe.... you are a conundrum
[23:22:34]random_wordforger is now know as Robotech_Master
[23:22:38]<Lethe>You can't make an omelette without slaughtering innocent bystanders.
[23:22:57]<President_phil_r>Lethe is a bit jumpy.
[23:23:49]<President_phil_r>he thinks every new random_wordforger is his archnemesis
[23:23:58]<NAHTMMM>Everyone needs a hobby.
[23:24:12]<Lethe>I have to. It's for the good of men everywhere.
[23:24:34]<Lethe>Women, cats, hunchbacks... all will be aided by the dead of mathsurbation dude.
[23:24:51]<NAHTMMM>He has zombies as well?
[23:25:15]<Lethe>No. He wields high-level realty maths.
[23:25:26]<Lethe>Zombies are immune to realty-based economics.
[23:25:33]<President_phil_r>like - for real-estate?
[23:25:45]<NAHTMMM>What about Keynesian economics?
[23:25:47]<President_phil_r>like - amortization, adn shit?
[23:26:09]<Lethe>... I dunno, I have no levels in Knowledge (real estate).
[23:26:25]<President_phil_r>I guess we'll have to wait til he shows up and ask him
[23:26:54]<Lethe>*loads mace, sheathing it once more* I'll be ready.[/?]
<baba> folk who waged a rep war against baba will be disappointed that baba qwill be green
<baba> i am lanzman or volpone
<PeterOctavian> so...is garamet still alive?
<Elwood> Nothing a little dynamite can't fix.
Really clever the way you spliced two different conversations together.
<Lethe>We need more life-sized pinatas.
<NAHTMMM>We already have politicians / sports people!
* BearTM beats NAHTMMM with a stick till candy falls out.
<Lethe>But those are suprisingly devoid of yummy candies.
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