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  1. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Good news boys!!!

    22:28] Elwood: Men are now allowed to speak to Thor. :garamet:
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    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    NOT! That was supposed to be a NOT!


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  3. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    [23:09] Ramen: Ball gag, black dildo, same thing.
    [23:09] Elwood: Oooo! Good song.
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  4. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    [02:54] tmm3k: how long is your sausage elwood
    [02:54] Elwood: ...about 500ft, if I had to guess.
    [02:54] tmm3k: that is a lot
    [02:55] tmm3k: i dont think i'd be able to fit anything that big in my mouth
    [02:55] Elwood: ...


    Taking things out of context is fun!!
  5. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    [02:38] BearTM: Imagine Harry Potter as a Chicago Private Investigator.
    [02:38] Powaqqatsi: i dunno how well a wand and a fruity cape would stand up against mobsters with tommy guns
  6. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    [00:21] Shadow: if I did not have kids in the house I assure you I'd have to hang a robe by the door
    [00:22] Shadow: because I'd be naked all the time
    [00:22] Shadow: I've got about 8 more years to sell the wife on that habit for her too
    [00:22] tmm3k: pix plz
  7. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    [00:41] Elwood: Y'all, I hate to do it. I really hate to do it. But, I've got to get up in six hours and I overslept just a little this morning, so I need to sack out.
    [00:41] TamarGarish: Aww. Night baby
    [00:42] * Elwood pinches Tamar on the butt on the way out. :D
    [00:42] Shadow: night foxy
  8. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Conversant in dark parables

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  11. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    How are those "Chat Room Classics"?
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    NAHTMMM Conversant in dark parables

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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    From todays episode of EmoChat...

  16. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    NAHTMMM Conversant in dark parables

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    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    ... Damned strange trolling.
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  20. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    The return of Mathsurbation Man.
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  23. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Conversant in dark parables

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    <random_president>hello random
    <random_president>pick a president

    <random_wordforger>Gaius Baltar
    <random_president>I smell a Baba
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    NAHTMMM Conversant in dark parables

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    [22:58:59]random_wordforger joined the channel
    [22:59:04]<Coolidge>Hello.

    [22:59:33]<President_phil_r>hello random
    [22:59:48]<ZombieRedshirt>Mathsurbation Dude
    [22:59:56]<ZombieRedshirt>It is him, and I shall kill him.
    [23:00:01]<President_phil_r>how can you be so sure, Zombie?
    [23:00:03]<President_phil_r>I think you are trigger happy
    [23:00:10]<President_phil_r>you were ready to assassinate me, earlier
    [23:00:20]<ZombieRedshirt>*draws mace from its sheath* Find me a trigger on my mace, and I'll show you. *leaps at random*
    [23:00:27]<President_phil_r>because you assumed I was this mathsturbation mothercruncher
    [23:00:44]* President_phil_r holds back Zombie
    [23:00:49]<President_phil_r>now, now.....

    [23:00:50]<ZombieRedshirt>You weren't. And it's not like I killed you or anything.
    [23:00:52]<President_phil_r>calm down
    [23:00:54]ZombieRedshirt is now known as Lethe
    [23:01:00]<President_phil_r>that's better
    [23:01:14]<President_phil_r>put your mace back in its punchbowl sheath
    [23:01:18]<Lethe>*hurls mace at random, comprimising*
    [23:01:24]<President_phil_r>and let's sit down and discuss this matter like adults
    [23:01:30]<President_phil_r>Lethe! that was rude!
    [23:01:39]<Lethe>... And?
    [23:01:48]<random_wordforger>no u.
    [23:02:02]<President_phil_r>ok, Lethe. Kill him.
    [23:02:07]<Lethe>HAHA it is him, and I shall go snickersnack with my vorpal mace.
    [23:02:26]<Lethe>*raises the elemental power of Technetium and crushes the random with it*

    [23:02:52]* President_phil_r doubts the power of Technetium due to the fact that random is still here
    [23:03:08]<Lethe>>> Technetium takes a little while to crush utterly.
    [23:03:15]<President_phil_r>so noted
    [23:03:25]<Chewie>technetium?
    [23:03:53]<Lethe>Yes.
    [23:03:55]* President_phil_r waits for the crushing
    [23:03:57]<random_wordforger>mined in the caves of mozambique they sau
    [23:04:08]<Lethe>The raw elemental power of technetiu- IT IS HIM
    [23:04:27]<Lethe>*hurls phil_r at random, past the Technetium mass*
    [23:04:38]<President_phil_r>goddammit Lethe!
    [23:04:41]<President_phil_r>control yourself!
    [23:04:50]<Lethe>Sorry, I took a half-level in berserker.
    [23:04:57]<President_phil_r>I am a skinny jesus-looking dude! I don't do that much damage!
    [23:06:03]<Lethe>... You could do splash damage.
    [23:06:20]<Coolidge>Sounds painful.
    [23:06:49]<random_wordforger>especially if you are a sandworm
    [23:06:50]<Lethe>Is exploding and doing area-ranged damage painful?
    [23:06:51]<President_phil_r>well, all the same....knock it off
    [23:08:53]<Lethe>Chewie, you wouldn't happen to have a copy of It's Me Again by Korn, would you?

    [23:09:21]* BearTM pokes random_wordforger
    [23:09:49]<Lethe>Bear, ID him. Is it mathsurbation dude?
    [23:10:08]<BearTM>Not sure.
    [23:10:43]<Lethe>Is he similar enough that I can claim nearsighted vengence?
    [23:11:15]<BearTM>Nope. It's an ohio connection.
    [23:11:22]<Lethe>... Fine.
    [23:11:29]<Lethe>*sheaths mace, grabs drink*
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  25. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Conversant in dark parables

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    [23:20:26]<Lethe>I need more drinks if I'm going to be wielding +2 Wits.

    [?=Lethe jumps the gun again][23:20:58]random_wordforger joined the channel
    [23:21:01]<NAHTMMM>Hi!
    [23:21:13]<Lethe>*hurls mace at random* HAHA
    [23:21:23]<Avatar>!
    [23:21:28]<Lethe>Fall in terror, Mathsurbation Dude!
    [23:21:38]<random_wordforger>who?
    [23:21:41]<President_phil_r>LETHE! you have a PROBLEM!
    [23:21:52]<NAHTMMM>"You're DEAF!"
    [23:22:01]<President_phil_r>random.... before you become the target of any more mace-related crimes...
    [23:22:01]<Lethe>... No, I'm just thorough and effective.
    [23:22:08]<President_phil_r>maybe you should identify yourself?
    [23:22:09]<Lethe>ALLEGED crimes.
    [23:22:09]<NAHTMMM>Inefficiently so.
    [23:22:28]<President_phil_r>inefficiently thorough and effective?
    [23:22:33]<President_phil_r>Lethe.... you are a conundrum
    [23:22:34]random_wordforger is now know as Robotech_Master
    [23:22:38]<Lethe>You can't make an omelette without slaughtering innocent bystanders.

    [23:22:44]<Lethe>Lo, RM.
    [23:22:46]<Avatar>hello
    [23:22:50]<President_phil_r>hi RM.
    [23:22:54]<Robotech_Master>lo
    [23:22:57]<President_phil_r>Lethe is a bit jumpy.

    [23:23:49]<President_phil_r>he thinks every new random_wordforger is his archnemesis
    [23:23:58]<NAHTMMM>Everyone needs a hobby.

    [23:24:08]<President_phil_r>excellent point
    [23:24:12]<Lethe>I have to. It's for the good of men everywhere.
    [23:24:34]<Lethe>Women, cats, hunchbacks... all will be aided by the dead of mathsurbation dude.

    [23:24:51]<NAHTMMM>He has zombies as well?
    [23:25:15]<Lethe>No. He wields high-level realty maths.
    [23:25:23]<President_phil_r>realty maths?
    [23:25:26]<Lethe>Zombies are immune to realty-based economics.
    [23:25:33]<President_phil_r>like - for real-estate?
    [23:25:36]<Lethe>Yes.
    [23:25:41]<President_phil_r>hm
    [23:25:45]<NAHTMMM>What about Keynesian economics?
    [23:25:47]<President_phil_r>like - amortization, adn shit?
    [23:26:09]<Lethe>... I dunno, I have no levels in Knowledge (real estate).
    [23:26:25]<President_phil_r>I guess we'll have to wait til he shows up and ask him

    [23:26:54]<Lethe>*loads mace, sheathing it once more* I'll be ready.[/?]
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  26. Faceman

    Faceman Negative Creep

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    <baba> folk who waged a rep war against baba will be disappointed that baba qwill be green

    <baba> i am lanzman or volpone
  27. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    <PeterOctavian> so...is garamet still alive?
    <Elwood> Nothing a little dynamite can't fix.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Really clever the way you spliced two different conversations together. :cool:
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    <Lethe>We need more life-sized pinatas.
    <NAHTMMM>We already have politicians / sports people!
    * BearTM beats NAHTMMM with a stick till candy falls out.
    <Lethe>But those are suprisingly devoid of yummy candies.