Dayton3/Tracker/Dayton Kitchen’s Greatest Hits

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  1. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Rey of sunshine

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    In this thread, we will compile the best quotes of Dayton3.

    I'll start the ball rolling...

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  2. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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    Holy fuck.
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  3. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    You want me to supply anything new from time to time.
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  4. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Dayton could use a few hits. :spaceturkey:

    He also could stand to stop hitting his wife.

    Half his posts amount to him hitting himself in the balls and telling the world how great it feels. Come to think of it, that's pretty much the other half of his posts as well.
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  5. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    In before the picture of a woman with a bruised eye. :ramen:
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  6. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Rey of sunshine

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  7. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  8. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    So he's a Christian for selfish reasons. Not surprising.
  9. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    Dayton was almost seduced into having premarital sex one time. William Shatner and Lady Gaga have reenacted this incident for us:

    [​IMG]

    He would have choked her as well, but no one ordered him to.
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  10. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Dayton gives "Wham-bam thank you ma'am" a whole new twist.
  11. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Rey of sunshine

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    Shit, are you guys going to make me do all the work? There's gotta be a ton more Daytonisms out there...
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  12. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    :turd:
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  13. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Rey of sunshine

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    This is a thread to highlight Dayton3's best posts, not yours.

    You'll get your own thread soon enough.
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  14. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    :effort:
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  15. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    'I am real'
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  16. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    That, my dear Aurora, remains to be seen. :chris:
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  17. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Fruitloop Actual

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    Sometimes I think Dayton is just trolling or playing a character. The idea that people like him actually exist is too horrifying to accept. :marathon:
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  18. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Oh, they exist. There are a whole lot of them too. I dare say that most of the people I know have similar ideologies and theologies.
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  19. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Oh, I know from personal experience that many people like him really exist. And everything seems to indicate that he is just as honest and open as he could be: He really and truly believes the things he says.

    That, in fact, is part of why I got in trouble as a mod at TBBS: I maintained that he was not a troll, but simply holding very openly and aggressively to extremely offensive opinions, and I wasn't willing to accept the definition of trolling as "loudly defending offensive opinions."

    I have never seen anything over the years to change my mind on that assessment.

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  20. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    There's a whole shitload in this thread
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  21. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    Ahh Dayton, WF's favorite punching bag...
  22. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    He brings it upon himself, really, and never learns from the past. At all.

    Many of us here have been trolled with personal information that we've shared either in the RR or elsewhere and have learned what to share and not share. Dayton's had someone online send posts from WF to his fucking job, and he still gives out his business like a broken candy machine.

    :jayzus:
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  23. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Fruitloop Actual

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    Two Americas indeed.

    Or rather, two worlds -- not separated by political boundaries, but existing in every locale side by side:

    (a) The Developed World, that embraces humanism, scientific rationality, freedom of thought, and rejects superstition and traditional authority.

    and

    (b) The other world. :marathon:
  24. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Here are some others.

    Case closed. :bergman:
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  25. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    My first memories of Dayton include his comments about the death toll from Katrina not being so bad. I think he got banned from TBBS for that. :lol:
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  26. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Dayton represents a new boat to some court-mandated therapist.
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  27. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Yes. The clowns at the TrekBBS freaked out when I pointed out that the projected death toll from a Hurricane strike on New Orleans just two years earlier was something like 6-12,000 killed.

    Compared to that, 2,000 is definitely much, much better than expected.
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  28. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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    In fact it's great.
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  30. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    ^That was a great episode of Quantum Leap, for what it's worth.