Dayton3/Tracker/Dayton Kitchen’s Greatest Hits

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  1. The Night Funky

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  2. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    Was looking through my computer and somehow this survived over at least three computers :lol: :
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  3. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    Of all the souls I've encountered in my travels, his was the most...autistic.

    *bagpipes play Victory March fight song*

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    Massive, overwhelming evidence of why Dayton/Tracker/Samuel is so staggeringly ill-informed. :jayzus:

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  5. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Where did tracker touh you
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  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    So like, if I started hitting him repeatedly with an axe, the blade would keep glancing off sideways, with a "tink", sound, and sparks?
    Cool!
    Demonstrate on Youtube, Dayton!
    I wanna see this shit!
    :corn:
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  8. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer Anti-Federalist

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    Because he’s lazy and wants us to do the work for him.
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    Spaceturkey you can't spell hatred without "red hat"

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    This may be the dumbest thing the autistic retard has ever said. :lol:

    Given his massive, overwhelming posting history, that's really saying something. :jayzus:
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    Tererun Magical Girl

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    Unless it involves flesh eating bacteria and then you are food.

    I do have to say the littler the dog the more invincible it thinks it is.

    So can we sign @Tracker up with Micheal Vick? He loves football and being invincible should make him a good fighting dog. He could probably do really well in the useless dust mop division.

    Or we could punt him like a football next time he goes all chihuahua on us.
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    Rimjob Bob Fruitloop Actual

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    What's the "Samuel" thing?
  13. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    He created a dual on TBBS, he used a pic of ab actual park ranger and posted as a park ranger. I don't know if he claimed to be the actual park ranger. But made a lot of shitty posts, ones that could have had serious repercussions career and possibly legal for the person whose image he used if it was believed that person made the posts. And could also possibly be considered identity theft.
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    Theocracy bump.

    And consider when reading this how narrowly Kitchens defines Christianity.

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  15. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Plus "America is only for white protestants", is something right out of the lips of Klan members.
    So, yeah, that.
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    Spaceturkey you can't spell hatred without "red hat"

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  17. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Except I said nothing about "white" Protestants.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    You didn't have to.

    A Google search on "Church Of Christ, racism", got me some hits pretty quick.

    https://christianchronicle.org/we-still-have-two-brotherhoods/

    While no longer openly and virulently racist, it's a safe bet your church probably looks like the inside of a mayonnaise sandwich.
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  19. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    The church in Texarkana I attend when I'm in the area and that my sister Donna attends and was the last one my dad attended has several black members.

    At the church in Dierks, no it's completely white. Though that is no surprise given that according to the census only 7 black people live in Dierks (rounded up).
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  20. spot261

    spot261 George "The Animal" Steele tribute act

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    So it's actually 6.5?
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    Apparently they were only able to corral seven of them. :bergman:
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  22. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    6.45 IIRC correctly but I figured given that there are more mixed race persons that that there that the census might've undercounted the black populace of the town so I rounded up instead of down.
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    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    That's funny given that as far as I know Dierks was never classified as a "sundown town" like Mena or Harrison.

    A "sundown town" was referred to as such because they are so hazardous to blacks that they are advised to "get out of town by sundown".
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Dayton apparently disagrees with this, despite us all knowing it's true.
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  25. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    I explained his error to Ed through a personal message.
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  26. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Dayton apparently carries a brown paper bag with him everywhere he goes.
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  28. RickDeckard

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    Not really a single quote as such, but in this thread, Dayton expresses his desire for the US to conquer Brazil and apparently much of the rest of the world.

    World War as an offset to environmental destruction. :lol:
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  29. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    And the angry Irishman has yet to offer an alternative beyond sitting on his ass and whining about the Amazon.

    And doing nothing but negative repping the citizen of a nation infinitely better than his. Remember that Ireland was long considered the "third world shithole" (hate the term but it applies here) of Europe.
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  30. RickDeckard

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    I didn't offer an alternative to you because I decided not to ruin the thread by responding to your infantile nonsense.
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