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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by We Are Borg, Mar 13, 2013.

  1. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    You are more repetitive than scoobie doo. Wanna scoobie snack instead?
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  2. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    And what is that fool?
  3. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Keep talking boy.

    You won't live forever.
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  4. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    I am pretty much human so I was not under any impression I would live forever, but thanks for stating the obvious. Do you want some lotion for your butt?
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Not really my thing but as you are offering to apply it...
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    Tererun Magical Girl

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    Just a small piece of advice. Never ever give a sadist who would appreciate your pain permission to apply lotion to your body. Especially when they are licensed to understand what compounds would cause severe pain and harm to your skin. Seriously, I have gone through education on substances that will literally dissolve and peel your outer layers of skin off in very painful fashion in ways that will not lead to your death. I actually know the combinations of easy to acquire compounds that if mixed properly will chemically melt your outer layers of skin off. I am actually licensed to assist in application of some of the worst most dangerous of them, and know where to purchase them.

    Not a good idea to give me written permission to apply substances to your ass. Just sayin.

    I would go further in my offer, but harming you in such fashion even given your written permission would probably still be illegal and cause me to lose my license that I paid a lot of money for, and you might say yes. However, if I am ever diagnosed with weeks to live and you are still up for it we can do it. In that case I would be quite thankful for your permission and opportunity to check an item off of my sadist bucket list as that is a hard list to get done while still maintaining a certain moral standard.
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  7. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I've been through Arkansas, straight down US 71. Neosho, Missouri's marginally better, and that's the armpit of the US :bergman:
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    The M&M's story says it's Mrs. Kitchens who has to be the aggressor.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Or the Kitchens have converted to Mormonism. :fun: :fun: :fun:
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  12. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    Once again, Dayton demonstrates that he's the real-life version of Jack D. Ripper.

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  13. Professor Sexbot

    Professor Sexbot ERROR: 404

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    You impersonated a federal officer, were dumb enough to admit it in a publicly accessible forum that has your real name attached to it and are now the subject of an investigation. You have absolutely zero right to refer to anyone else as a fool.
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  14. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Dayton is a hentaipath!
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    NotDayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Yesterday I was fired for my job for not following the improvement plan that my female principal had set for me. This caused me to loathe all women, so on the way home I ran over an old lady in the school bus. When I panicked and told my wife that we were going to Texas to lay low for a while she objected so I was forced to slap her.

    I found Texas to be quite boring so I borrowed the clothes of a local police officer and groped some men in a bar.

    The Church of Christ teaches me that I am saved. This makes me superior to you.

    All for the moment.
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  16. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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    Harmless!
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    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    Totally not a warmonger.


    Dayton compares himself to Pia Zadora's performance in a play about Anne Frank.
    Dayton once again proves Mark Twain's maxim about honest people.

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  18. Amaris

    Amaris Princess of Love

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    Dayton Kitchens being... Dayton.

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  19. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    What is wrong with this statement? Why do people seem to believe that Christianity is all or even primarily about helping poor people? You can't support that position by anything in the New Testament.

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  20. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    And what is wrong with this? I though most of you complained that I didn't do what I was told to do by my employer(s). Now here you bitch and moan when I do what I was legally allowed to do and in fact ordered to do by my employer.

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  21. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    What is wrong with this statement? Doesn't everyone want to live in a culture and society of their choosing? Isn't that perfectly natural?

    Third post in this thread. This time by @ed629 refuted.
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  22. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Every one of those are perfectly defendable positions regarding military strategy and tactics. My position about women and men who are seemingly obsessed with the pursuit of sex is also perfectly reasonable and I'm far from the only one who holds that position.

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  24. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    This barely registers in the book "The Great Big Book of Horrible Things" by Matthew White.

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  25. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    I've shown more than once that the invasion of Iraq saved more lives than were lost. Look up the figures the UN provided regarding the death toll from the sanctions imposed from 1991 to 2003.

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  26. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    As do I.
  27. spot261

    spot261 George "The Animal" Steele tribute act

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    And you've had it pointed out more than once that there were other options.

    Such as leaving the fuck alone.
  28. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Which meant allowing at least 30,000 Iraqi civilians to die every year (minimum number).
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  29. spot261

    spot261 George "The Animal" Steele tribute act

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    Due to sanctions.

    Again, other options available.
  30. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Leaving Iraq alone after what they had done in Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Israel was not a serious option.