Dayton3/Tracker/Dayton Kitchen’s Greatest Hits

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  1. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Just posted!

    [Cromwell's conquest of Ireland caused on the order of 300,000 deaths.]
  2. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    what is your point?

    Though perhaps I'm allowing my distaste for you Rick to impact my opinion of Ireland.

    I'll give the Emerald Isle credit. Ireland at least has some of the most restrictive abortion laws in Europe.
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  3. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    On hitting his wife...

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  4. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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    Oh that's right. He thinks premarital sex is worse than spousal abuse because premarital sex involves two sinners instead of one.
  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Don't forget, it's even better if his wife gets raped, because then neither of them are sinners.
  6. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Has Dayton ever had a blowjob or a handy, or does he consider those a sin?
  7. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob The artist formerly known as Fruitloop

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    Anything except missionary for procreative purposes is a ticket to hell. Both partners should try not to enjoy it or look at each other, and under no circumstances should the woman have an orgasm.

    :bergman:
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  8. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    So anal and titty fucking are out too...
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  9. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    I've never said that.
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  10. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    So you embrace some sins besides assault?
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  11. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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    I'm sure he never masturbated.
  12. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Do you ever get the feeling that Dayton thinks he's going to be alone in heaven while the rest of us burn in hell?
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  13. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    He's hoping heaven will be 72 virgins he can't have sex with, but can totally slap around.
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  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I'm sure he'd openly admit as much.
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  15. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Would you want to go to heaven if Dayton was really one of the chosen people??

    Im more of a live and let live guy, but if a god expects us all to live life and view people as Dayton does, then he can shove his heaven up his arse.

    Ive got to say that if there is indeed a god, then im pretty sure he's as disgusted with Daytons behaviour as the rest of us.
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  16. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Since Dayton's idea of heaven doesn't exist, I'm not that worried about it.
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  17. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Boner Vivant. Administrator Overlord

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    I'd rather be in hell than spend eternity with daytons simple ass.
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  18. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Eternity with Dayton's ass defines hell.
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  19. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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  20. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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  21. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    This is actually Dayton's greatest hit of them all:



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  22. Chad Kardashian

    Chad Kardashian Don't believe his lies

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    Dayton's advice led to the deaths of thousands of young US-American men and women, and tens of thousands more Iraqi civilians. Shameful. :no:
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  23. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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  24. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    You guys need to stop this. You're putting images in my brain that really, really don't need to be there. :yuck:
  25. StarMan

    StarMan Rear Admiral

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    I have fond memories of 'Should America Expand?'.
  26. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon outta my way Administrator Formerly Important

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  27. Chad Kardashian

    Chad Kardashian Don't believe his lies

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    Who can forget this gem?

  28. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Stand at least two feet apart?

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  29. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Bump.

    :lol:
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  30. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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