Dayton3/Tracker/Dayton Kitchen’s Greatest Hits

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by We Are Borg, Mar 13, 2013.

  1. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    ^But Dayton doesn't work hard.
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  2. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    From the want to be President.

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  3. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    Dayton is not a real man by any meaningful definition.

    Medical science may declare him to be a man, but it makes no difference.
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  4. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    It is not up to the offended to decide what they find offensive. :yes:
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  5. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Dayton, on facts.

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  6. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    On Star Trek casting.

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  7. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer Corn of Coblin

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    More on Star Trek casting.

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  8. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    For daring to suggest in a Media Central Star Trek thread that the crew of the Enterprise reflected Roddenberry's idea of a Starship Earth.

    Christian values ladies and gentlemen.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Of Dayton's trite, overused expressions this may be the most tiresome.

    By any reasonable measure.
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  10. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    IIRC it's not the one he uses most "Cameraman". But then I have no need to defend superior Christians and cast pearls before swine. :bailey:
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  11. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer Corn of Coblin

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    Dayton the "history teacher."
    Sorry, but you asked for it.
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  12. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    "History is a set of lies agreed upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte.

    He's not wrong there.
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  13. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    On treaty obligations:
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  14. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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  15. Federal Farmer

    Federal Farmer Corn of Coblin

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  16. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    The logic behind that is outstanding! I can't believe that has never been posted before.

    [​IMG]
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  17. matthunter

    matthunter Has the strength of 20 men... 20 BIG men

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    I'm not getting it. Could you explain with cake, or possibly pie?
  18. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I'm not sure where it falls on the scale of truly natural acts, like eating, sexing, and sleeping, but perhaps Dayton can enlighten us.
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  19. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    When God designed the universe, clearly this was a top priority.:yes:
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  20. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    Dayton projectile vomits words onto a screen without giving them much thought. It seems to come to him naturally.
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  21. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Most Americans probably have a better chance of firing a gun than having sex on the average.
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  22. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    ftfy
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  23. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    This is going to quotes! :lol:
  24. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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    Sex is cheaper.
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  25. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    :yes: Bullets are expensive. Cum is free.
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  26. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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    Both should be directed at Dayton's face.
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  27. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf Hamachi is a fish best served cold

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    Never getting an erection again. Thanks.:brood:
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  28. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

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    That one was a doozy. This is a teacher. No wonder his class is dumb as horse shit on a cracker.
  29. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I think you'll enjoy it a great deal if it ever happens...
  30. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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    Your life must be horrible. :(
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