Dayton3's Greatest Hits

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  1. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    Nope. In fact, lots of folks didn't even notice that he was missing as I recall.

    He's also kept a low profile when he was job hunting because he had knew if the shit he spewed here was found by a prospective employer, he wouldn't get the job.
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  2. Anna

    Anna Sheithforge Formerly Important

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    I dunno why he bothers. It's not like his posting history can't be traced back to Usernet anyway. :shrug:

    Still, I guess it counts as progress :shrug:
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  3. Chad

    Chad Don't believe his lies

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    This is such punishment. I picture Dayton at home turning purple trying not to spew some new stupid for us to admire.

    This is what I love about our village idiot. No one has to make the challenge to him, he just up and puts one out there like it will convince us he is not the idiot we think he is. That is fucking precious. Pass or fail his challenge I cannot help but find it cute for some reason.then again, my tastes are a bit odd.
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  5. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Git

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    Maybe he's job hunting again!
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  6. Chad

    Chad Don't believe his lies

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    Adding this to the quote thread (:lol:)

    You lasted like a week before butting back into the Red Room with reps. Much to no one's surprise.

    And it boggles my mind that you've been able to hold a job for longer than you were able to stay out of the Red Room.
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  7. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Git

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    Well, to be fair the whole thing was damned silly anyway.
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    matthunter I Don't Like Mondays

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    Takes after the chap himself.
  9. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Git

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    Glass houses.
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    This thread is so 2013.
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  11. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Git

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    Yup.

    We need a "Dinner's Greatest Racist Rants" thread. :yes:


    *Waits for Dinner angrily click "dumb" :lol:*
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  13. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Git

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    I never knew that! I shall read it with interest!
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    It is a good thing this thread is never further down than page three.


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  15. Chad

    Chad Don't believe his lies

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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    :rofl:

    “Inferior” how, @Dayton3?

    I’m sure you’ve made a list. :lol:

    This oughta be good, coming from a guy who can’t keep a job for any length of time and who’s smacked his wife in true Arkansas white trash tradition. :corn:
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  17. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    I consider all non Christians (even the greatest non Christian) to be inferior to the lowest Christian.

    By the way, why are things posted in the Help Desk forum allowed to be reposted in a Red Room thread?
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  18. Chad

    Chad Don't believe his lies

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    Who is the greatest non-Christian? Who is the lowest Christian (besides you)?

    Start a Help Desk thread about it.
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  19. Chad

    Chad Don't believe his lies

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    In response to a Help Desk post:

    Wow, such Christian values!!
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    Quest labour in the very fire Staff Member Administrator

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    Is this some more of your “non-Red Room material in the Red Room” idiocy? :blink: There never has been such a rule.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    You've smacked your wife.

    I've never even raised my voice at my wife.

    So you're inferior to me in that way (among many, many others).
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  22. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    I will admit that you're superior when it comes to having to live off the charity of others because you're too inept to remain employed, coach.
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  23. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Be reasonable shootER.

    I'm 51 years old. Do you really think you can't find one, two, or three incidents in the lives of almost anyone in life (or anyone on this board) that when taken in isolation make them look like horrendously bad people?

    I don't even pay much attention to other members on this board but just off hand on the board we have

    1) A man who walked out on two wives.
    2) At least three members who have admitted to serious drug addictions (besides alcohol) in the past.
    3) At lease one member who has admitted drunk driving in the past.
    4) At least three members who have admitted to serious alcohol problems.
    5) Two members who have admitted to being guilty of sexual assault
    6) A member who broke off contact with their children for the better part of two decades.
    7) A member who assaulted homosexual persons on more than one occasion.

    The only reason you have for singling me out is that you find my belief system abhorrent. Which I'm fairly certain you have openly admitted to.
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  24. Chad

    Chad Don't believe his lies

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    Of those things listed, really only #3, #5, and #7 are more serious than you beating your wife or committing a hit and run.
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  25. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Except I never hurt anyone.

    A number of our members here cannot honestly say that.
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  26. Chad

    Chad Don't believe his lies

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    Yes, you did. You hit your wife and committed a hit and run.

    I think pretty much everyone here can say they've never beaten their spouse and committed a hit and run.
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  27. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    A single slap (that the victim of doesn't even remember) and a "hit and run" that didn't leave even a noticeable scratch. One that law enforcement authorities themselves when told about it laughed off.
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    Got links for those, coach? Because while I don't pay as much attention to WF history as, say, @Anna does, I only recall maybe two of those things.

    Of course, I wouldn't put it past someone like you to make up stuff just so you can somehow feel better about yourself.

    Only your belief that you're better than most people here.

    You most certainly are not, though I could understand why you might try to convince yourself that you are. I mean, looking at your life I could see where someone like you would start to believe a fantasy like that.
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  29. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    But you'd like to, wouldn't you?
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  30. Chad

    Chad Don't believe his lies

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    "Officers, I only battered my wife a little bit...but just enough that she doesn't remember it occurring."

    "Officers, I swear there was no damage to the car....who knows about the driver, though!"
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