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  1. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Sheithforge Formerly Important

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    No, but you're still an asshole if that's the first thing you think of.
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  2. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Sheithforge Formerly Important

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  3. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Why not? I can only go by what I heard first hand.
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  4. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Who said it was the first thing I thought of?
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  5. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Sheithforge Formerly Important

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    If a story was repeated to you by a third party, that's not first hand, pal. That's teenager girl gossip.
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  6. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Firsthand is when someone in a Gamblers Anonymous group stands up and tells the audience "I was so addicted to buying lottery tickets that I spent my paycheck on them instead of insulin for my diabetes."

    Are you sure English is your first language? :wtf:
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  7. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    No. I overheard the story told by one party to another party (this other party I referred to as a Third Party, if I confused you I'm sorry).

    And the person saying it was probably at least in their 60s
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    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    It wasn't even repeated to him, it was something overheard by him. There's all kinds of other things that he might not have heard related to that. For all he knows, the person could have been talking about a TV show or a book.
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  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    In case you missed it the first time: Firsthand is when someone in a Gamblers Anonymous group stands up and tells the audience "I was so addicted to buying lottery tickets that I spent my paycheck on them instead of insulin for my diabetes."
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  10. His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge

    His Grace Faceman the Duke of Wordforge Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

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    You go to diabetes classes for actual retards? Perhaps America really does have death panels.
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  11. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    Not saying that anyone should try to assassinate Dayton if he runs for office, just that if someone does try it, we know what his reaction will be.

    Or to put it another way
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    Not that this comes as a surprise to any of us.
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    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    And, again, allow me to post in this thread when Dayton gets one right.

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    RickDeckard Socialist

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  14. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Sheithforge Formerly Important

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    This coming from the guy who told his students that they had to get used to working for white people because most bosses were white. :lol:
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  15. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    I wanted my black students to succeed. What's your problem. Again you hate your own people a great deal. You probably secretly hate gays as well.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Shirogayne Sheithforge Formerly Important

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    That take is as warm as reheated day-old McDonald's.

    Stop posting
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  18. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile

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    Blacks really do sabotage themselves in many ways. Take education. A black man takes advantage of his opportunities to get educated, and the homeboys who are jealous and doing nothing with their own lives quickly declare him to be an Oreo. Sadly, if you're not uneducated, your're not really black according to this bias.

    How come being black came to be associated with rejecting the "white man's" schools/education and opting for a life of ignorance?
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  19. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Sheithforge Formerly Important

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    :lol:

    Y'all fucking clowns act like I didn't preach this Bill Cosby respectability bullshit my whole damn life, yet here you two are making bullshit up.
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  20. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    And you are a racist who hides behind her own race. Your white savior statements make that clear.
    Not to mention you have directly insulted my daughter you worthless piece of filth.

    I don't insult anyone in your family.
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    On the Noah's Ark story.

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  23. Professor Sexbot

    Professor Sexbot Formerly Known As Vulcan 1

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    As if we needed another indication that @Dayton3 is a closet homosexual. The evidence is really adding up....
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    Just bumping the thread, because I know Dayton loves it. Unlike his family.

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    Spaceturkey Captain Christmas Dinner

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  26. Quest

    Quest Did you bring your handcuffs? Staff Member Administrator

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    @Dayton3 do you think you'll bother learning the name of the Senate majority leader when you become President?
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  27. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Yeah. It's on my guide for good government list. After all. Good government is good politics.

    I'll add my guidelines to effective governments to my "If I Were President" thread soon enough. Thanks for reminding me though.
  28. Chad Kardashian

    Chad Kardashian Don't believe his lies

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    Since it's been mentioned elsewhere but hasn't made it into this thread yet, here's the complete text of Dayton's infamous Starlog Letter
    It can be found in issue 196 of the magazine.

    A few issues later his letter garnered this response.
    I think we all know how well he followed this advice.
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  30. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    I just want to drop this little gem in here

    You know, in case anyone thinks that he’s got some insight into the future of Trek, or anything. :D

    If you’re bored, start with the beginning of the Discovery thread in MC and just read all the comments various folks made about the show before it started. Quite eye opening as to how many folks were wrong.
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