Did Thanos win?

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  1. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob His name is Robert Paulson

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    I mean, after the past five years' geopolitical events, and the worsening climate crisis, are you not convinced that half of humanity needs to go?
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  2. T.R

    T.R Don't Care

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    Only half?
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  3. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Don't be a dick about the things you don't like

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    Well, we know that at least 74,222,959 Americans need to go.

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  4. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Why didn't Thanos just double the size of the universe to make room for everyone and have enough resources to go around? It would have had the same net effect, but with fewer deaths.
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  5. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob His name is Robert Paulson

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    Because he likes the universe the way it is. He just doesn't like people. I empathize.
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  6. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    I’m surprised Thanos didn’t have a bigger body count when it came to Avengers. He got Loki (kind of) and Vision (kind of)…..like you’re telling me he couldn’t have killed Hawkeye, Antman’s girlfriend or even Cap?

    He’s supposed to be this universally incredible tough guy. Bit of a pussy tbh, anyone can snap their fingers and kill half the universe
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  7. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Probably a Dual

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    It's extremely arbitrary. Captain Marvel is strong enough to destroy his ship singlehandedly by flying through it like a human bullet, then a few seconds later she's reduced to trading punches with Thanos instead of just ripping him in half like a phone book or doing the human bullet thing right through his chest. :clyde:
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  8. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob His name is Robert Paulson

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    And Thor with Stormbreaker getting nerfed in Endgame, relative to his final fight in Infinity War. Are we supposed to believe it's all his obesity?
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