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  1. Dayton3

    Dayton3 Wonderful, Loving Husband & Father

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    Best story I liked about Ellison was how when he was in the Army he came home and found his wife in bed with a Navy officer.

    He was more upset about his wife sleeping with someone from the Navy than he was about her cheating on him in the first place.
  2. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    What Forbin said. Harlan loses his shit every second Tuesday. It ain't hard to provoke him.
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    Federal Farmer Member of Species 5618

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    Eh, just pay him and he’ll be fine.
  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    If by "Tuesday" you mean "minute," I agree!
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    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    My hope is for an "R" rated Trek film with extensive and gratuitous uses of the word "FUCK". Because we all know how using the word "FUCK" made Star Trek: Discovery the greatest Trek show of all time!

    "Set fucking phasers to kill!"

    "Get off my mother fucking ship!"

    "Today is a good day to die, mother fuckers!"

    "Live long, and fucking prosper."

    "I'm giving it all she's fucking got, Captain!"
  6. Paladin

    Paladin Gunner Joe

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    McCoy: "Okay, what do you want to know?"

    Kirk: "Well, Romulan ale is legal over there, right?"

    McCoy: "Yeah, It's legal but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant, pop a bottle and start downin' it. They want you to drink in your room or certain designated places."

    Kirk: "And those are the ale bars?"

    McCoy: "Yeah, It breaks down like this, okay? It's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and, if you're the proprietor of an ale bar, it's legal to sell it. It's illegal to carry it, but...but that doesn't matter, 'cause, get a load of this: if you get stopped by a cop on Risa, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops on Risa don't have."

    Kirk: "Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'."
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    Tererun Magical Girl

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    I have always wanted to see a star trek movie where they all die at the end.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Tuckerfan BMF Staff Member Moderator

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    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    What.the.fuck. this just seems so goddamn wrong.
  11. Paladin

    Paladin Gunner Joe

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    "Bring out the Gorn."

    "But the Gorn's sleepin'."

    "Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?"
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  12. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    McCoy: Does anybody know what's going on here?

    Kirk: I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampire tribbles out there, trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood. And that's it. Plain and simple. I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampire tribbles," because I don't fucking believe in vampire tribbles, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is fucking vampire tribbles. Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampire tribbles?

    Spock: Yes.
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  13. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    An R rated Trek... It makes me weep more people didn't love DS9, can you imagine an R rated Dominion war?
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  14. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    YES!!!

    Dayton's going to weep bitter tears.
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