Don't Shit on Jerry Ford

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by The Night Funky, Mar 24, 2020 at 10:58 PM.

  1. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    28,827
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +42,265
    The carrier, not the President.
    Paging @Shirogayne
  2. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2014
    Messages:
    21,313
    Location:
    What the Duck?
    Ratings:
    +14,248
    I was totally hoping for a homo-necro-scat thread and you totally ruined my fantasy.
  3. GhostEcho

    GhostEcho Christian Conservative (Republican)

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2018
    Messages:
    1,474
    Ratings:
    +2,541
    There was nothing wrong with the crappers on the Nimitz class carriers. Why did they have to change them for the Ford class? :rofl:
  4. GhostEcho

    GhostEcho Christian Conservative (Republican)

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2018
    Messages:
    1,474
    Ratings:
    +2,541
    Is she some kind of expert on taking a crap at sea? :huh: She wasn't an A ganger or anything.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  5. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    46,702
    Location:
    Spacetime
    Ratings:
    +49,336
  6. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    28,827
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +42,265
    She's the only one I could remember was a seaman.
  7. The Night Funky

    The Night Funky BMF Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    28,827
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +42,265
    I don't think he cares how it's spelled now.
  8. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2016
    Messages:
    4,671
    Ratings:
    +1,519
    Dayton 3 design the shitters?
  9. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2004
    Messages:
    21,476
    Location:
    here there be dragons
    Ratings:
    +11,992
    Acid? Doesn't one generally unclog toilets with a strong base?
  10. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2014
    Messages:
    21,313
    Location:
    What the Duck?
    Ratings:
    +14,248
    That would make much more sense.
  11. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2008
    Messages:
    6,661
    Ratings:
    +3,553
    The fact that you put them in that particular order says a lot about you.
  12. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2014
    Messages:
    21,313
    Location:
    What the Duck?
    Ratings:
    +14,248
    Yes, it says that I am well educated in the sexual fetishes of the world.

    The fact that you seem to be bothered by that seems to say you are boring as unflavored gelatin.
  13. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

    Joined:
    May 7, 2010
    Messages:
    17,733
    Ratings:
    +16,738
    I doubt unflavored gelatin will clog up the Ford's crappers as much as your necroed scat, gay or otherwise.
  14. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    29,018
    Location:
    Idaho
    Ratings:
    +13,784
    My God, you'd think the defense establishment had never built a fucking aircraft carrier before. :rolleyes:

    Contractors need to be held to account for shit like this- pun intended. Every $400,000 acid flush of the sewer system should come out of thier hides until the problem is FIXED.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  15. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    41,837
    Location:
    All in your head
    Ratings:
    +27,077
    Is that spelled right? :unsure:
    • popcorn popcorn x 2
  16. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    30,691
    Location:
    Frequently found lonking pisters
    Ratings:
    +29,269
    Christ on a crutch. How many centuries have we had indoor plumbing now? Go Navy.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  17. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2014
    Messages:
    21,313
    Location:
    What the Duck?
    Ratings:
    +14,248
    Although I am aware of necrofelchia I am not a participant. Some of us have broad sexual horizons, while others do the normal.

    I am just amazed that my sexual knowledge is so vast considering I am really not that interested, and quite boring in that area IMO.
  18. Tererun

    Tererun Magical Girl

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2014
    Messages:
    21,313
    Location:
    What the Duck?
    Ratings:
    +14,248
    Shouldn't the contract involve some sort of penalty or free repair by the people designing these things?
  19. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    6,688
    Location:
    Boise, Idaho
    Ratings:
    +7,166
    "Going" is the problem.
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
  20. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey you can't spell hatred without "red hat"

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2004
    Messages:
    22,576
    Ratings:
    +16,584
    do they still use metal piping in war ships or have they modernized to plastics? because even though ABS and PVC are fairly resistant to acids, the glue holding them together isn't.

    that's not even considering the added environmental problems of all that draino being dumped at sea...
  21. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    29,018
    Location:
    Idaho
    Ratings:
    +13,784
    I'm guessing it depends on what the piping is for- probably some of both. Being an aviation guy, I don't know a helluva lot about surface ship plumbing.
  22. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    30,691
    Location:
    Frequently found lonking pisters
    Ratings:
    +29,269
    I don't imagine you'd find a lot of plastic piping on warships in general. Too vulnerable to battle damage.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  23. GhostEcho

    GhostEcho Christian Conservative (Republican)

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2018
    Messages:
    1,474
    Ratings:
    +2,541
    Nimitz class was all metal pipes. I suspect Ford class is too. I can't imagine using plastic pipes on a warship. That would be a damage control nightmare.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  24. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey you can't spell hatred without "red hat"

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2004
    Messages:
    22,576
    Ratings:
    +16,584
    Hmm.. depends on how we define vulnerable, maybe?

    As far as taking an impact/concussive trauma goes? I'd probably favour the ABS to not shatter. I've taken a few old iron stacks out with a single shot from a sledge hammer, but ABS will flex like a sapling.

    You can replace an ABS pipe stack/section in a matter of minutes and at the point of damage. steel/brass/copper is a bit more work and the most efficient way could require replacing the entire length from the last join point. Not sure how much the weight of replacements matters as cargo?

    I mean, it makes sense they'd be using metal for more "industrial" systems that would require going back to port to fix anyway.. but for sewage? I think battle damage would be one of the lower level considerations to it's upkeep and repair... that simplicity and accessibility for some 19 year old plumber's mate 5th class or whatever to have mastered after the second attempt.
    Last edited: Mar 25, 2020 at 9:23 PM
  25. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    6,688
    Location:
    Boise, Idaho
    Ratings:
    +7,166
    I would think there would be a potential problem with fumes from melting PVC and/or other composite stuff. Maybe not enough to be a concern, though. :shrug:
  26. GhostEcho

    GhostEcho Christian Conservative (Republican)

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2018
    Messages:
    1,474
    Ratings:
    +2,541
    As a general rule, they don't make stuff out of plastic on warships if they don't have to.
  27. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    6,688
    Location:
    Boise, Idaho
    Ratings:
    +7,166
    How about composites?
  28. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    39,383
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +2,147,504,834
    Having worked with all manner of PVC when I was growing up, thick-walled pipes can be pretty brittle. Not really a big deal when you're talking battle damage to shitter pipes, for sure, though.

    But fire is a big concern on any ship and PVC, ABS, etc will burn. Metal piping won't.
    • Agree Agree x 3
  29. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    6,688
    Location:
    Boise, Idaho
    Ratings:
    +7,166
    And not just burn, but my understanding is they burn and spew very toxic fumes.
    • Agree Agree x 5
  30. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    39,383
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +2,147,504,834
    If your ship's stores elevators can't handle a standard pallet lift like you'd find in use at Trader Joe's, that's one fucked up boat. :jayzus:

    • Facepalm Facepalm x 2