Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Federal Farmer, Sep 16, 2019.
I also was still out of it when I made this thread.
My takeaway is you need to get laid. That means no booze until you seal the deal.
Did you get a merit badge in binary from the Bot Scouts?
No, but I did meet the robot devil once.
Astro Boy was a Bot Scout!
You'll be doin' plenty of dyin'...
Really @Federal Farmer , you didn't find some way to bring that reference into it?
@Kommander got your back.
@Tererun I wish you could just shut you big YAPPER!"
It slipped my mind.
Now there’s a reference that @We Are Borg would get if he wasn’t such a douchey humourless cunt who hands out shitty trophies.
I approve. Here's an authentic trophy.
This is why excessive drinking should be at home alone or with friends.
Home? Worst that happens is you fall asleep on the sofa till 4am like me last night.
Friends? Good ones walk you back or call you a cab. Bad ones are a cheesy 90s series with Matt LeBlanc.
Yeah it was 3:00 am, nobody would have found me.
When you bump up against the guard rail in life, take the hint.
Oh, so you're a lesbian
maybe wise to re-elvaluate the whole "shitfaced" thing?
Wait a minute. You were so drunk that you fell in a CREEK, and had to call 911 to come get you out?
Are you Florida Man?
side note: while not as dramatic as FF almost getting deep sixed by a creek, a few minutes ago I almost got KO'd by my freezer! Let me preach on it: I had the freezer door open (duh) to get some ice and dropped some on the floor. I squatted down to grab it and popped back up and KAPOW subsequently there was cursing and blood but luckily my wife didn't see me pull this epic idiocy.
Actually it turns out I called an Uber and the Uber took me to the hospital. I was a little fuzzy with the details. I’m piecing the story together now.
Brett Kavanaugh drives an Uber now? Regardless as for details he'll fill you in no problem!
Bless your sweet sweet heart.
Your parents let you use Uber?
That's a fucking deep creek if you almost got deep sixed on one, @Federal Farmer
Normally I don't disclose personal information of customers, but since you're already talking about it...
You didn't call Uber, you called Postmates and ordered two burritos from Chipotle. When I got there I pulled you out of the creek and drove you to the hospital even though I typically only deliver stuff, not people. You didn't even tip me, you cheap ass, even after I saved your life. I'm glad I ate your burritos.
Trigger warning: contains yodeling.
I bet that Uber driver gave you 1 star after you soaked his car.
Also many new phones are waterproof. When I got my S8 I took it into my parents pool. Only bad thing was the touchscreen didn't work underwater.
It’s only a couple of feet deep, but it’s all you need o drown.
When you grow up to the size of an adult you will be able to save yourself by standing.
You walked into that one like a drunk near a creek so don't blame me.
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