First Annual Forgie Awards Gala Event!

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  1. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Tamar had found some very special trophies for this category. They were a DICK and an Oscar with "ASSHOLE" written beside it.

    Unfortunately, the graphics are no longer on her post :weep: so I'll just go ahead and announce the most vile, mother-raping jackass dick asshole motherfucker piece of shit hated WORST POSTER OF 2006!

    Face wanted this award, no doubt! And he tried and tried all year to get it but DAMN! he just couldn't!

    Our three main nominees for this award, obviously, are:
    • JohnM
    • Tasvir
    • Darthsickle
    :winner:

  2. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    After Worst Poster, you'd think we'd have another vile creature to announce. But we don't.

    Actually, I'm about to announce the name of someone who's got such a way with words that they'd be able to swoon anything - even a pig! - if only they'd use their words so well to serve that purpose.
    Then again, who'd want to waste such a great talent by swooning a pig?

    Alright, ladies and gentlemen! This is MOST ELOQUENT POSTER!!

    It's being fought for by Paladin and Asyncritus. They battled against each other for Best Debater. Paladin won once. Can Asyncritus beat him?? Only one way to find out!

    :winner:



  3. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    It's time for a quick commercial break, and we'll return with awards like Biggest Drama or Feud and Wordforge's Choice Award!

    :bananana:

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  4. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    And we're back!

    :bananana:


    Alright, enough with the dancing bananas.

    We're moving on to announce the two final categories!
    • Biggest Drama or Feud of 2006
    • Wordforge's Choice Award
    Both of these are pretty exciting categories. The first one isn't so good to win, and the second one makes you the most popular person on the 'Forge (and I told y'all not to vote based on rep, so this is just on people's opinions of our favorite nominees!)

    Alright. We'll begin with BIGGEST DRAMA OR FEUD OF 2006!!

    Meka (:meka:) made the top two spots! But who did she argue with that really won this contest?

    Our top two nominees are:
    • Meka v. Eccentric
    • Meka v. Tamar
    :winner:

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    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Alright, friends, we've come to the end of the show. This is it! One more category.


    Whatever the hell it takes to be popular around here, this person got it right. But first, some info on the competition.
    I figured Diacanu would have a shot at this one.
    I was WRONG. He got 8 votes, and so did Baba. :P
    Not only did Diacanu manage the same amount of votes as teh baba, but he also lost to Evenflow, Chuck, and :ramen: Ramen ( <-- that bastard who kept nominating himself everywhere - dude, Ramen, you're more popular than Diacanu!)

    It came down to two people. Two people battling to be the most popular in all of the 'Forge!
    • Mrs. Albert
    • Elwood
    There they are! One had 23 votes, and one had 28.


    :winner:

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    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    :elwood: Elwood, you get the MOST POPULAR MALE IN ALL OF WORDFORGE Award! :elwood:

    :fireworks :bananana: :fireworks
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    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Alright, ladies and gentlemen and trolls. I'm sure you're all tired of reading this award extravaganza, so I'll end it off with this post!

    I do have some honorable mentions:

    Marso gets the "THE ONLY ONE EVER TO WIN THE LAST WORD" Award. Congrats! :D

    Cassandra gets the "MOST CORAGEOUS" Award for showing us her boobs when she normally doesn't show a thing. :D

    Whoever made/found this smilie: :backhug: Needs to get a bunch of rep, NOW!

    If you would like to say anything, give a thank-you speech, or nominate someone else for an honorable mention for their participation in WF in 2006, go right ahead!
    This Kitty is done for now.

    Until next year,

    Kitty the Forgie Announcer

    :TKO: :TKO: :TKO:
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    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Congrats to all the "winners". *snickers* and a big hand to super-fly hottie TKO for hosting these awards.
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    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    Great job at hosting, TKO, and well done for keeping the winners' acceptance speeches to a minimum! :D
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    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    I haven't made mine yet. I'm still working on some revisions on page five...

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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    And then Mr. Eloquent says: "Winning this award was da shit, yo!" :P
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    Belated Congratulations winners, sorry for not being here during the ceremonies
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    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    I say we put this thread in the Archives, and do the same with the one I'll make next year (provided I have time next year).
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  14. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    As owner, it’s my distinct pleasure to offer our thanks and a special gift to our host and winner of the “Rookie of the Year” Forgie. Come on back up here, TKO.

    TKO, you’ve gone above and beyond in earning your “Rookie of the Year” Forgie. This has taken a great deal of time and you’ve been very gracious about the whole affair. As a small token of the Owner and Administration’s thanks we’ve decided to give you 500 free positive reputation points.

    Keep it up, kiddo.
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    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Awesome! Thank you very very very much!

    :backhug: :D :TKO:


    I'm drinking moonshine! :shakes:
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    Not one nomination, Sniff :no:
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    I had more votes than Diacanu? :soma:
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  20. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

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    I'd like to thank my manager Phillip, my beautiful wife, my sons, my mom, dad, josie, papa murphey's, god, and of course Fasient for his support over the years. And to the runners up I'd just like to say, I don't really deserve this. I'm not any better than you. We're all winners and I wish you could all be up here with me right now. But I guess you can't. Good luck next year guys.

    Thank you, good night.
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  22. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    My award was essentially the equivalent of 'Best Visual Effects'.

    But thanks anyway.

    :bong: :sokar: :shakes:
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