First time, long time

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by Revan57, Mar 21, 2017.

  1. Revan57

    Revan57 Fresh Meat

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    Artist formerly known as Caedus here. Not dead, the time I spent in NY worked miracles, just had to go completely dark after my friendly stalker decided that she needed to ratchet up the psycho to "Oh shit, I'm trapped in a Lifetime Movie!" levels of crazy. Since I'm slowly trying to poke my head out of the proverbial bunker for the first time in years I figured that I might as well pop by here again.
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  2. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Is she hot, because that's usually enough for me to put up with insane, psycho, crazy, needs mental help shit for a little while. And killer titties also helps.
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    Quest Liberty and Justice Staff Member Administrator

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    Holy fuck! :shock:

    Not even joking dude, you've been declared officially dead, at least as far as Wordforge is concerned.
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  4. Revan57

    Revan57 Fresh Meat

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    Even Jessica Alba levels of hotness cant overcome the nuttiness of someone who'll break into your place and STILL stalk you after they get married.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  6. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Oooh!! I like her already.... can you hook me up?
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  7. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Noli Me Tangere. Administrator Overlord

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    seriously, we all thought you were dead. Welcome back to the asylum, though!
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  8. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    :chris:
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  9. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    Having to drop off the face of the Earth fucking sucked, but when the crazy lady started popping up just to shriek shit from my Blue Room posts at me I didn't really know what else to do.
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  10. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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  11. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    For real.... here and here.

    And here....

    upload_2017-3-21_22-11-49.png

    Can someone fix that?
  12. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Noli Me Tangere. Administrator Overlord

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    You should keep that 'deceased member' tag.
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  13. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    That's what happens when someone jumps to conclusions.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    I fixed the "deceased member" tag. Let me know if you want it back. :lol:
  15. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    You should change it to "Formerly Deceased Member".
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  16. Zor Prime

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    So Caedus is alive?

    Then what happened to Jeriko?
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  17. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    If I knew how to do that I would.

    @Order2Chaos ?
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    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    Create a new group with flair, put him in it. I'll do it this time.
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    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    Also, holy shit, welcome back from the dead! :fireworks
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    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    I was going to post an update in the memorial thread, but, uh... it looks like we never actually created one. Oops, but not really.

    Now get your ass back to the Red Room.
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  21. Quest

    Quest Liberty and Justice Staff Member Administrator

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    Yes, we're all very pleased to know you're alive.

    Now die in a fire. :bergman:
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  22. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    When someone announces they have terminal cancer, it's an easy mistake to make.

    Welcome back, though! :techman:
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  23. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    'Tis the WordForge way :bergman:
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Wait wait wait... she gets hitched, but stalks you instead of hubby? :chris:
  25. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    Who was she, so we can lock her account just in case :unsure:
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  26. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    HOLY SHIT.

    When you dropped off, we all assumed you were dead. Tamar and I even tried to figure out who you were from clues about your real life. I actually got in touch with a guy--his brother's obituary matched some of your biographical details--to ask if his dead brother was you (obviously, he said he wasn't).

    Well, welcome back.

    Glad you're alive. Things looked pretty bleak last we saw you.
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  27. K.

    K. Sober

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    Silly question. The husband can't stalk him, that would be gay.

    Seriously, Revoncaedus, write a novel.
  28. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    Yep. She's tied the knot but the stalking hasn't stopped.

    I wish I knew. She never messaged me here, she always likes to let me know IRL about all of her intrusions into my digital life.
  29. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Trolling No Jutsu Formerly Important

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    The BR is restricted access, so unless she's on the access list (which is doubtful since we had to redo the permissions after moving to Xenforo in 2013 IIRC) she shouldn't be able to read your blog there.
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  30. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    That was a crazy time, I went from thinking it was over, to on top of the world, to "Holy shit, run for the fallout shelter!" in just a matter of months.